Arghhh! Damnit!!!!

[aphex]

So im laying in bed, using my laptop when i feel something tickle on my neck... i reach back and feel it again, something is there, i keep moving my hand and feel something... OUCH, takes a freaking bite out of my neck as i grab it... then bites my hand making me drop it onto the dark bed w/ a dark duvet cover.... i barely see the thing start moving and i run to the bathroom to grab a papertowel, when i come back 5 secs later, its gone.... ******... woke the fiancee up, searched the whole bed, no sign of it...

FWIW, it was prolly 1/8" long, black, hard... bites like a bitch....

any ideas? It prolly can fly as it was gone way to quick to walk away...

 

[FP]

Mongolian Anteater?

 

[DainBramaged]

Angolan Slayer (rare breed of spider known to kill within five minutes of biting)

 

[ta8689]

where the hell do you live?

 

[dighn]

ugh.. this is why I hate bugs

 

[Skeeedunt]

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=earwig&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=gi ?

 

[schneiderguy]

probably a posounous spider you're gonna die now sorry 🙁

 

[SampSon]

Brown Recluse. Enjoy.

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=earwig&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=gi ?

I have those in my house 🙁

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: ta8689
where the hell do you live?

FL

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=earwig&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=gi ?

I have those in my house 🙁

That's a little scary.

 

[Barfo]

it was your fiancee

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: barfo
it was your fiancee

hes getting married to a spider 😕

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: barfo
it was your fiancee

hes getting married to a spider 😕

:Q Syringer?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: aphex
FWIW, it was prolly 1/8" long, black, hard... bites like a bitch.....

Did you piss off your penis?

I joke, I joke.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: aphex
FWIW, it was prolly 1/8" long, black, hard... bites like a bitch.....

Did you piss off your penis?

I joke, I joke.

lol...ouch

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=earwig&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=gi ?

I have those in my house 🙁

That's a little scary.

scary? those things aren't bad at all.. i had them every now and then in our porch...

 

[akshatp]

tick?

 

[imported_LoKe]

I hate earwigs with a passion.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: ta8689
where the hell do you live?

FL

Its DEFINITELY an earwig. I live in FL and I find 1 or 2 every week in our house.

 

[Reckoner]

Probably a black widow

 

[everman]

Whatever it is, it's probably inside your ear. I'm sure there's plenty more around too.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: everman
Whatever it is, it's probably inside your ear. I'm sure there's plenty more around too.

:Q


<---doesn;t liek havign stuff aroudn hsi ears, much less stuff that wants to get inside

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: everman
Whatever it is, it's probably inside your ear. I'm sure there's plenty more around too.

:Q


<---doesn;t liek havign stuff aroudn hsi ears, much less stuff that wants to get inside

You butchered that sentence pretty good. =D

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: everman
Whatever it is, it's probably inside your ear. I'm sure there's plenty more around too.

:Q


<---doesn;t liek havign stuff aroudn hsi ears, much less stuff that wants to get inside

Ok, I think you'vehad enough to drink.