ARGH!!! Why me??? Stupid drunk women.

ThaGrandCow

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So tonight I decide to get drunk, just like most weekends. Well a friend of my roomate is visiting for the weekend and she's also drunk. What my roomate doesn't know is that his friend has supposedly fallen for me. My roomate decided to go to bed, leaving me with the friend. As soon as my roomate went to bed, this girl is all over me, and all I want to do is drink a few more beers and go to bed. Well she just won't let me go. I finally up and walked away from her, but damn! All I wanted to do was leave.


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VBboy

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Quick, change the topic to "Stupid drunken people" before it gets locked ;)

Also, can you blame her? :). You just said this yourself, "and all I want to do is drink a few more beers and go to bed"
 

Eli

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Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.
 

LeStEr

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

EDIT - ok good job
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

In that case, you're forgiven.. Fending off the drunken advances of an unattractive woman is not a crime in the Man Code, I think.
 

Luden

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

Nothing a few more drinks can't fix ;)
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

In that case, you're forgiven.. Fending off the drunken advances of an unattractive woman is not a crime in the Man Code, I think.

I wasn't asking if it was a crime... I'm just pissed that she ignored the fact that I was tired as hell and was trying to head up to my room. I'm not even done drinking yet, but if I go downstairs for another beer she's there waiting for me and will try to keep me down there again.
<sigh>
 

goodoptics

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.
turn off the lights and you can't tell any difference! :D:p
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

In that case, you're forgiven.. Fending off the drunken advances of an unattractive woman is not a crime in the Man Code, I think.

I wasn't asking if it was a crime... I'm just pissed that she ignored the fact that I was tired as hell and was trying to head up to my room. I'm not even done drinking yet, but if I go downstairs for another beer she's there waiting for me and will try to keep me down there again.
<sigh>

Ok, we understand, but are you saying you wouldn't be all over a girl if you were really drunk [and horny]? My point is, this could apply to any person, not just "stupid drunken women", as you put it.
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Coyote Ugly?

Cheers.
Aquaman

Just about. There have been nights when her ample bosom would have lulled me into her bed, but tonight there just wasn't enough beer in my keg.
 

Eli

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<stereotype>You obviously haven't had enough, then.</stereotype> :p
 

ObiKenobie

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

Just do her from the back instead, like doggy style, that way you won't have to look at her face. lol

:beer:
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Coyote Ugly?

Cheers.
Aquaman

Just about. There have been nights when her ample bosom would have lulled me into her bed, but tonight there just wasn't enough beer in my keg.

LMAO!

You say it with such.. grace.. :p
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: ObiKenobie
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

Just do her from the back instead, like doggy style, that way you won't have to look at her face. lol

:beer:

lol.. Man, you'd think this forum was full of men or something...

Oh, wait..
 

aircooled

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Originally posted by: Luden
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Eli
Why didn't you go for it, out of curiosity?

Because he is, in fact, "Teh Ghey", as datalink7 has suggested :)

Actually, no, I love most women. I guess I forgot to point out that this woman isn't... what's the right word here... attractive at all.

Nothing a few more drinks can't fix ;)


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Looney

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So if you go downstairs you can get a beer and a hummer? But you'd rather be in bed?