Okay, get this: I was walking down a sidewalk on the left side at a leisurely pace, when all of a sudden I hear someone behind me. I take a quick glance back and see someone tailgating 6 inches behind me! That's far from the 2 second rule of at least 10 feet.
So I decide to teach this tailgater a lesson. I give him a few brakechecks, stopping quickly, but he doesn't get the point. So I slow down gradually until he's forced to pass me. He starts passing me on the left, but since I hate tailgaters I'm not gonna let him pass. I start running to keep him from passing, and he's running next to me! Then I see a huge guy coming fast from the other direction, so I consider letting him pass. Ah, screw that!! He slows down to get back in behind me, I slow down with him! Sucker tailgater! He doesn't have anywhere to go, so the huge guy runs into him and they both fall into the shrubs next to me. That'll teach 'em!
So I decide to teach this tailgater a lesson. I give him a few brakechecks, stopping quickly, but he doesn't get the point. So I slow down gradually until he's forced to pass me. He starts passing me on the left, but since I hate tailgaters I'm not gonna let him pass. I start running to keep him from passing, and he's running next to me! Then I see a huge guy coming fast from the other direction, so I consider letting him pass. Ah, screw that!! He slows down to get back in behind me, I slow down with him! Sucker tailgater! He doesn't have anywhere to go, so the huge guy runs into him and they both fall into the shrubs next to me. That'll teach 'em!
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