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Argh..owned by hot girl

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Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
hey so ummm did you flex as you reached down for the granola bar and picked it up ...you know that small pause and flex using the granola bar as a dumbell?

and then as you walked away did you turn and see if she was checking you out...i think you did...admit it 😛
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:frown: I refuse to answer
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oh no wait ...no you didnt..did you flex you ass cheeks too!!:Q:laugh: 😛
 
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: neutralizer
You bought a granola bar to impress a girl. Wow, that's pretty sad.
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More of a "I don't wanna seem like a slob buying junk food" than t impress her. Yeah, same thing though I guess 🙁
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It's sort of like that V8 Juice commercial..
 
this one time, I bought some rice crackers and 3 hot chicks were there and we did it and afterwards we ate some rice crackers, it was great.
 
Perhaps you could have used the granola bar to strike up a conversation - maybe something to the effect of, "Crap, I wanted the chips but I pressed the wrong button!"

At that point, you could have turned to her and maybe asked if she wanted it, or if she had any extra change you could borrow (finding out where she works so that you can "pay her back"), etc.

I usually don't notice anything about whoever's in front of me at a vending machine. I'm usually busier inspecting the selections to decide what I'm going to buy.

I would have opted for chips over a granola bar as well. 😛
 
Hey, he made a snap judgement while his mind was all confused and flustered by some woman's intoxicating beauty. He was stunned, give him a break. None of you have ever made a ridiculous decision in the blink of an eye based purely on a girl's looks? Your penis has never run away with your normally logical brain?

In fact, I'd venture to guess that 99.9% of all men would agree that the stupidest and/or most out of character things they've ever done or said were because of a chance encounter with p*ssy. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: RichardE
So I am in the vending machine room at work, deciding what to spend my 1$ on I have left, hungry as heck. I'm thinking of going with a coffee crisp, or some bacon chips. When out of nowhere a reallllly hot girl from another department walks in. Nice, perfect mix asian look. So she is now standing behind me, so I quickly push the granola bar, hoping to impress her with my healthy choice.

As I am walking around, I turn back to check her out..and notice her buying the chips I wanted. 🙁


Now I am stuck with some crappy granolar bar crap. 🙁
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thanks for the good laugh
 
Originally posted by: RichardE
So I am in the vending machine room at work, deciding what to spend my 1$ on I have left, hungry as heck. I'm thinking of going with a coffee crisp, or some bacon chips. When out of nowhere a reallllly hot girl from another department walks in. Nice, perfect mix asian look. So she is now standing behind me, so I quickly push the granola bar, hoping to impress her with my healthy choice.

As I am walking around, I turn back to check her out..and notice her buying the chips I wanted. 🙁


Now I am stuck with some crappy granolar bar crap. 🙁
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baaahahahhaah ask her to trade?
 
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Hey, he made a snap judgement while his mind was all confused and flustered by some woman's intoxicating beauty. He was stunned, give him a break. None of you have ever made a ridiculous decision in the blink of an eye based purely on a girl's looks? Your penis has never run away with your normally logical brain?

In fact, I'd venture to guess that 99.9% of all men would agree that the stupidest and/or most out of character things they've ever done or said were because of a chance encounter with p*ssy. :laugh:
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I think you're absolutely correct sir.
 
I don't know what to say... I thought I felt like an idiot last night almost getting owned by a chick, but no offense, had I gotten owned at all, let alone this badly, I would still be getting the good chuckle that I am right now from reading this :laugh:

I ended up buying a few Beck's instead of the cheap house beer at the concert I was at in a slight attempt to, well not impress, but 'show a bit of culture' to a girl that I was trying to get the # of, but then ended up having to yell and spit out my nasty breath at her trying to talk to her, being a concert in all. Had I stuck with the house beer, I would've saved money, kept my breath smelling not half as bad (and kept her from having to gag on it's raunchiness), and still probably ended up getting her number...

Two little tidbits of wisdom, if you may : If you get a girl interested in you in the first place, she won't notice nor care about smaller minutiae like these things. And... No matter what you're buying out a vending machine, it won't impress the dumbest of girls; she's probably as hungry as you and doesn't give a d@mn what anybody else is buying 😉
 
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