argh. HELP! Skunk sprayed outside my home. AND i had windows opened..

[Kevin1211]

man. this sucks. A skunk sprayed his "stuff" somewhere outside my home. The bad thing... i had my windows opened.. .. but the good thing is, im leaving tomorrow morning on a trip. But i dont want the smell settling in. So what is the best product to rid this atrocious smell?

i googled, but all i could turn up is remedies to situations where the skunk sprayed something (ie. a dog).

 

[quakefiend420]

massive amounts of febreze?

rofl, :0wned;

 

[hypn0tik]

0wned.

Skunk > you.

 

[FoBoT]

cover the house in tomato juice?

 

[Kevin1211]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
cover the house in tomato juice?

BRILLIANT! :roll:

 

[Eeezee]

There's nothing you can do, the only way for you to stop smelling the skunk smell is to kill yourself

 

[Baked]

He's marking his territory. You better go out and piss on the same area to take your territory back.

 

[Ulfwald]

Oust, may do the trick.

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: Baked
He's marking his territory. You better go out and piss on the same area to take your territory back.

lol

 

[PhaZe]

Originally posted by: Kevin1211

Originally posted by: FoBoT
cover the house in tomato juice?

BRILLIANT! :roll:

I believe that was a seinfeld reference

 

[knightc2]

Go fry up a fish, smoke a cigar and have your dog get all muddy and roll on the floor. Should cover up the skunk smell nicely! Seriously, we had a similar issue many years ago and I think we just aired out the place and sprayed a ton of air fresheners. Febreeze the piss out of it I guess. Good luck.

 

[Fritzo]

heheh- def. of PWNED

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Kevin1211

Originally posted by: FoBoT
cover the house in tomato juice?

BRILLIANT! :roll:

That's baloney, kevin.

Just pour copious amounts of tomato juice over yourself.