Are you smarter than my cat? (poll)

[freakflag]

My cat does nothing but eat, sleep, crap and lick his b@lls.

Are you smarter than him?

You may ask him any questions you like to determine his intellectual capabilities, however, he is very aloof.
I cannot promise that he will even acknowledge your existence.

It may be that you are so inferior to him that he will ignore you completely....I cannot be certain.

I do know that he is very interested in the results of the poll and appreciates your contribution.

Thank you.

 

[MichaelD]

Apparently, your cat has more of a life than you do. You are doing his bidding. Lackey.

 

[Shawn]

my cat can beat up your cat

 

[EXman]

does he get laid?

this thread is over that is a sad exsistence. no pu$$y for the kitty

 

[Richdog]

My cat beats me at chess...

 

[Orsorum]

My cat'll beat your cat DOWN.

Or maybe she'll just start meowing and try to get you to pet her. Darn cat and her wily ways.

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Dogs are better. kthx.

 

[Rapidskies]

I BE MORE SMART THAN ANY STUPAD KAT BRINGS HIM ON!

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: EXman
does he get laid?

this thread is over that is a sad exsistence. no pu$$y for the kitty

wow I didn't realize getting laid is the current measure of intelligence.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Deslocke

Originally posted by: EXman
does he get laid?

this thread is over that is a sad exsistence. no pu$$y for the kitty

wow I didn't realize getting laid is the current measure of intelligence.

(penis size in centimeters)*6.5 = IQ. you didn't know that?

 

[EXman]

well guys if you'd rather lick your own balls instead of having them licked 4 you you can take your lil peepee and your 200 IQ to the pocket protector hall of fame so they can emboss your face on their new model. <ogre voice> NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </orge voice>

that baby

 

[freakflag]

I have just shown this thread to Scooter.

He is unimpressed.

I have boasted to him that ATOT has the greatest minds on the planet and that all problems are solvable here with a mere stroke of the keys.

His reply was "Balls."

Please do not make me look foolish.

 

[dighn]

where the fvck is the results option

 

[CrazyPerson]

baby shark rules...

 

[CrazyPerson]

baby shark rules...

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: dighn
where the fvck is the results option

Scooter has no time for freeloaders.

Vote or get out.

 

[her209]

I'm smart

 

[her209]

I'm smart

 

[her209]

I'm smart

 

[freakflag]

Scooter mocks you.

 

[thebestMAX]

My cat jumps straight up in the air and just hangs there. Can your cat explain how he does this??

 

[PatboyX]

cats are designed to remind you how pointless and meaningless your life is.
also: you put too much effort into everything, for that they hate you.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: her209
I'm smart

me too

 

[Wag]

My cat does nothing but eat, sleep, crap and lick his b@lls.

My cat has no balls (not anymore anyways). I win by default.

 

[ohtwell]

The kitty I used to have did pull-ups on door frames, ran face first down trees, and used to chase the dog, as well as other cats, around. That cat pwned!


He may not be smarter but he sure was cooler and cuter!



: ) Amanda