Are you prepared for a Zombie attack???! Get ZOMBIE ALERT!

[ScoobMaster]

Ninety-five percent of Americans live within two miles of a cemetery or mortuary.

Most Americans use and value their brains -- the natural food of zombies.

Ninety percent of zombie related fatalities occur in the home.

The only proven defense against zombie attack is an effective early warning system.

ZOMBIE ALERT!!!!!

 

[TheAudit]

"Not only can you be saving your friends and family from being torn to shreds by heartless zombies, but you can also assure yourself an income that you never imagined possible."

 

[Bootprint]

I wouldn't worry about them, I've been been keeping the zombies inline. You haven't heard of an attack in the last 20 years have you.

 

[BladeWalker]

After watching the "Dawn of the Dead" free preview yesterday, I'm considering on getting one of these.

 

[ScoobMaster]

Originally posted by: BladeWalker
After watching the "Dawn of the Dead" free preview yesterday, I'm considering on getting one of these.

Heh - which one?

The standard, industrial, personal, or mobile???

Did you guys check out the links off the main page (in the big red box).

I thought it was funny

 

[kranky]

Too bad I can't afford that. My payments for robot insurance are high enough as it is.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: kranky
Too bad I can't afford that. My payments for robot insurance are high enough as it is.

Heh. Robot insurance.

"Robots are strong. And they eat old people's medicine for fuel."

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: kranky
Too bad I can't afford that. My payments for robot insurance are high enough as it is.

Heh. Robot insurance.

"Robots are strong. And they eat old people's medicine for fuel."

 

[Psycho18]

PPPFFFfftttt......I'll just use my metal bat. That will be my protection.

 

[Psycho18]

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[AFB]

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster

Originally posted by: BladeWalker
After watching the "Dawn of the Dead" free preview yesterday, I'm considering on getting one of these.

Heh - which one?

The standard, industrial, personal, or mobile???

Did you guys check out the links off the main page (in the big red box).

I thought it was funny

Hey, one of those links goes to http://goatse.cx/ after a few seconds.