Are you an alpha or a beta?

[Saint Nick]

I was a beta up until a year into college. I got dumped by my girlfriend at the time and it was a huge reality check for me. After spending about a year transcending, I became an alpha. Sometimes I'm more of an asshole alpha than a tactfully assertive alpha, and I'm working on that. Understanding my transcendence has helped me to become more tactfully assertive.

Also, I feel there is nothing wrong with being a beta.

What say you?

 

[joesmoke]

dear benny betaville,

us alphas are born that way. nice try though.

sincerely,
alphas

ps - dont think about trying to sit at our table during lunch

 

[SandEagle]

alwways been an alpha.

 

[Broheim]

you kinda sound like Brucie from GTA IV...

but I was always one of the popular kids if that's what you're getting at.

 

[Saint Nick]

you kinda sound like Brucie from GTA IV...

but I was always one of the popular kids if that's what you're getting at.

I am Brucie.

 

[Farmer]

Omega.

 

[AstroManLuca]

If you voted alpha, you are beta.

Come to think of it, if you post on AnandTech, you are beta.

 

[GlacierFreeze]

Thor! I smite theeee!

 

[Saint Nick]

Omega.

You're the last to eat!

 

[Imp]

I'm a regular pussy until you piss me off, then you start getting sass.

 

[MotF Bane]

If you voted alpha, you are beta.

Come to think of it, if you post on AnandTech, you are beta.

This.

 

[TridenT]

Alpha.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Alpha.

lol

 

[rudeguy]

I'm a midget lover.

What does that make me?

 

[slightlyhuman]

alpha, all day.


pussies don't get pussy.

 

[MotF Bane]

lol

This. Again.

 

[schneiderguy]

Alpha.

Aren't you a manlet? Manlets can't be alpha, because I'm could kick the ass of every manlet in the world. Therefore all manlets are beta.

 

[Juddog]

I'm a beta, aspiring to be alpha. Most of the time I'm docile but sometimes my asshole alpha side comes out and I dominate (or try to dominate and fail) everybody around me.

 

[vi edit]

A little from column a and a little from column b.

I'm an alphabetta!

 

[SithSolo1]

Most of the time I'm Beta.

 

[TheVrolok]

Alpha.

Funny joke is funny.

 

[Numenorean]

Alpha.

You aren't even an Alpha in the fantasies that you have in your dreams.

 

[rcpratt]

Beta but definitely trying to assert myself more.

 

[DangerAardvark]

You want alpha? This is some alpha shit. Fuck you Moose. Master Blaster run Barter Town

 

[TheVrolok]

You want alpha? This is some alpha shit. Fuck you Moose. Master Blaster run Barter Town

That looks like a young female moose, I'd like to see him try to pull that shit with an alpha male moose. Still though, ballsy.