Are you a pull outer or a pull downer?

[wahoyaho]

The Pull Outer
This is the guy who unzips their fly and pulls their penis through the convenient hole in their boxers through their unzipped pants.
This method is quick, easy and effective.
Only possible disadvantage could be the catching of the penis in the zipper causing untold pain and distress. As yet no one has ever managed to accidently slice their penis off my zipping up too fast.


The Pull Downer
This guy unbuckles their belt and or pants and pulls their penis over their shorts whilst holding their pants up.
I find this method a little mystifying as it appears to be a great deal of additional work and effort, especially since you need to hold up your pants at the same time.
The only possible reason I can think of. Is the guy?s penis is not long enough to fit through their boxer hole and pants.

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[Nitemare]

TMI

 

[spidey07]

Downer. Any other way and you're doing it wrong and need to learn to use the potty.

 

[Vehemence]

It's referred to as "over the fence" or "through the gate".

"Pull Outer" and "Pull Downer" sound like some sort of kama sutra shit.

Edit - I'm over the fence.

 

[BrianH1]

I pull out...and I have 3 kids

 

[lokiju]

Out.

On this topic.

WTF here stands there with your hands on your hips or crossed when you're going?

I see guys standing at the urinal doing everything but holding on, just find it odd.

I recall one guy responding to an email on his black berry even.

 

[olds]

Depends on if I need to tuck my shirt in or not. If I do, it's easier as a pull downer.

 

[Juked07]

For some reason this thread made me laugh more than anything else I've seen on ATOT.

 

[archiloco]

scared of the zipper

 

[Lamont Burns]

You downers are retarded.

 

[Anubis]

both
Downer if i have Button Fly pants on or athletic shorts
outer all other times

 

[KeithTalent]

I'm assuming we are talking urinals here.

Definitely an outer. I tried downer once and my belt ended up touching the inside of the urinal, which grossed me out, so I quickly went back to outer.

Don't understand the downers really, it definitely seems like more hassle. I also don't understand the guys that lean forward and put one arm up on the wall over the urinal, what the hell is that about?

KT

 

[gar3555]

Depends...




hehe

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I'm assuming we are talking urinals here.

Definitely an outer. I tried downer once and my belt ended up touching the inside of the urinal, which grossed me out, so I quickly went back to outer.

Don't understand the downers really, it definitely seems like more hassle. I also don't understand the guys that lean forward and put one arm up on the wall over the urinal, what the hell is that about?

KT

Why are you standing so close that your belt would touch? Are you one of those urinal huggers that get real close to it?

 

[darkxshade]

I'm an out and downer: I don't unbuckle, I unzip my pants, then pull my boxers down through the hole of my unzipped pants and whip it out.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I'm assuming we are talking urinals here.

Definitely an outer. I tried downer once and my belt ended up touching the inside of the urinal, which grossed me out, so I quickly went back to outer.

Don't understand the downers really, it definitely seems like more hassle. I also don't understand the guys that lean forward and put one arm up on the wall over the urinal, what the hell is that about?

KT

Why are you standing so close that your belt would touch? Are you one of those urinal huggers that get real close to it?

Not that close at all, but I guess my belt is kind of long. Could be becasue I was swaying back and forth to the song in my head though. :music:Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!:music:

KT

 

[Electric Amish]

Down. Most of my underwear does not have a "Convenient hole".

 

[Arkitech]

What about an option for outer and then downers