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are you a one minute man?

HappyPuppy

Lifer
Apr 5, 2001
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No, actually it only takes me about 15 seconds to do the dirty deed if you don't count how long it takes to pick up the toilet seat before and put it back down after.
 

b0mbrman

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I guess he did it twice then :Q
 

lawaris

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Sorry, that was two minutes
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I guess he did it twice then :Q
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how can u shi*t twice in 2 mins ??
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jinduy

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Jan 24, 2002
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hmm are u guys bein sarcastic? he means are you a one minute man in bed, just like that missy eliot song, which if she ever tried to sleep with me, i would take well over 1 hour because i'd be scared to death.
 

b0mbrman

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<< hmm are u guys bein sarcastic? he means are you a one minute man in bed, just like that missy eliot song, which if she ever tried to sleep with me, i would take well over 1 hour because i'd be scared to death. >>


I'd probably *throw up* in less than a minute if I had to see her naked :disgust:
 

Renob

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Jun 18, 2000
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Im a 10 second man doing a whole minute is like running a marathon??? Dang you guys must work out or something.:Q
 

b0mbrman

Lifer
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<< Im a 10 second man doing a whole minute is like running a marathon??? Dang you guys must work out or something.:Q >>


Heh heh...no need to be a superstar, eh? :)
 

PicPop

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Aug 18, 2000
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<< yeah it all depends. usually, no, but if you're trying to bang out a quickie, you can usually go pretty quick. >>



how u figure this out? :p
 

minendo

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