Are you a good liar?

[stormbv]

Ugh...I wish I could hire someone to call my parents and feed them some bullsh!t so I could get them off my back. Any liars for hire?

 

[DaWhim]

no...I don't lie

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: stormbv
Ugh...I wish I could hire someone to call my parents and feed them some bullshit so I could get them off my back. Any liars for hire?

What are they on your back for? Why don't you have the balls to honest with them?

I've never really needed to lie. I tell everyone how it is, most of the time. If I fail at something, I'll be the first to admit it. Some people consider me blunt, but I'd rather be known for my honesty than to be considered shady.

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: stormbv
Ugh...I wish I could hire someone to call my parents and feed them some bullshit so I could get them off my back. Any liars for hire?

What are they on your back for? Why don't you have the balls to honest with them?

I've never really needed to lie. I tell everyone how it is, most of the time. If I fail at something, I'll be the first to admit it. Some people consider me blunt, but I'd rather be known for my honesty than to be considered shady.

They think I'm crazy and they would laugh at me if I was honest with them. I'd be right back in the same place I started.

 

[Shockwave]

I can lie with the veyr best of them, except to my wife. I just CANT lie to her.

 

[moonshinemadness]

(Sample goods) <I Don't Lie>

 

[gopunk]

yes, but i feel bad so i never really let them go on too long, or i grin a lot until they realize i'm lying

 

[Colt45]

I don't usually lie unless there is a good reason, or the person i'm lying to is a shitface

 

[UCSDHappyAsian]

hmm.. u have to lie, then lie about it.
since you need to convince people about some BS, the best thing is to convince yourself about it.
since you are convinced, it will be hella easier persuading others

 

[Kelvrick]

The whole trick is to get caught purposely on smaller lies so they think you can't lie. Then, you can lie all the time.

I lie a lot.

 

[crumpet19]

I'll do it.
If you're serious, pm me with details.

 

[slydecix]

no.... i mean, yes... uh... depends... um, maybe...

 

[stormbv]

I've got it worked out now, thanks for the offer though, Crumpet. Haha...it's time to drop the folks down a couple pegs!

Ahhh...they're going to sh!t and I will laugh like a madman, for the student has become the master.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: stormbv
Ugh...I wish I could hire someone to call my parents and feed them some bullshit so I could get them off my back. Any liars for hire?

What are they on your back for? Why don't you have the balls to honest with them?

I've never really needed to lie. I tell everyone how it is, most of the time. If I fail at something, I'll be the first to admit it. Some people consider me blunt, but I'd rather be known for my honesty than to be considered shady.

The best liars can fool even themselves.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
The whole trick is to get caught purposely on smaller lies so they think you can't lie. Then, you can lie all the time.

*ding* winnar

 

[stormbv]

My parents are the ones fooling themselves, they are obsessed with money and don't want to let me grow up. They are lying to themselves, so I must lie to them...let he who is without sin blow me, I'm the original white devil up in this bitch.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: stormbv
My parents are the ones fooling themselves, they are obsessed with money and don't want to let me grow up. They are lying to themselves, so I must lie to them...let he who is without sin blow me, I'm the original white devil up in this bitch.

That's a reason to start sinning if I've ever heard one.

 

[yukichigai]

To put it bluntly, yes. I've been told I've got incredible acting talent. And since acting is basically elaborate lying....