<< Not that I would ever drink, since I'm underage but.... IF I would, then I would stick with my wine coolers. >>
wuss.... hehe jk. One thing tho, don't you have to drink loads of those to even get the semblance of a buzz? On top of that, you're mixing wine with carbonated water and massive amounts of sugar. If you DO manage to get drunk off those(assuming a normal tolerance and no strange disease), you're beggin for a hangover. Me, a nice bottle of woodford does me fine, or a few pints.