Are you a crazy hick?

[spaceman]

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if not do you have aims to become one?

 

[DurocShark]

W

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
W

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[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Topic Title: Are you a crazy hick?

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if not do you have aims to become one?

No & no, why do you ask?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Nope - my race automatically disqualifies me from being a 'hick'.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Nope - my race automatically disqualifies me from being a 'hick'.

hick is a state of mind and place.

 

[pontifex]

i live in an area that would qualify me as a hick but i don't think of myself as one and don't want to be one.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Nope - my race automatically disqualifies me from being a 'hick'.

That is entirely not true my friend.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Nope - my race automatically disqualifies me from being a 'hick'.

hick is a state of mind and place.

I'd beg to differ - how many Indian/Asian/Black/Hispanics dudes do you know that are called 'hicks', ya hick? 😉

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: ncircle

Topic Title: Are you a crazy hick?

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if not do you have aims to become one?

No & no, why do you ask?

i wanna know the ways of the hick life.

 

[EatSpam]

Its hard to become a hick when:
You're atheist, not a Christian.
Drive a sporty car, not a pickup.
Listen to rock music, not country.
Drink Heinekin, not Busch.
Vote Democrat, not Republican.

Guess I'm not.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Nope - my race automatically disqualifies me from being a 'hick'.

hick is a state of mind and place.

I'd beg to differ - how many Indian/Asian/Black/Hispanics dudes do you know that are called 'hicks', ya hick? 😉

i know of a couple of minorities that live in the sticks.
livin in the sticks makes you hicks

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Its hard to become a hick when:
You're atheist, not a Christian.
Drive a sporty car, not a pickup.
Listen to rock music, not country.
Drink Heinekin, not Busch.
Vote Democrat, not Republican.

Guess I'm not.

so country music is mandatory if you wanna live the hick life?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Nope - my race automatically disqualifies me from being a 'hick'.

hick is a state of mind and place.

I'd beg to differ - how many Indian/Asian/Black/Hispanics dudes do you know that are called 'hicks', ya hick? 😉

i live in a farming area. you would be suprised at the amount of black "hicks" we have.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Its hard to become a hick when:
You're atheist, not a Christian.
Drive a sporty car, not a pickup.
Listen to rock music, not country.
Drink Heinekin, not Busch.
Vote Democrat, not Republican.

Guess I'm not.

so country music is mandatory if you wanna live the hick life?

Pretty much. You can get a religious exemption to the requirement if your faith proscribes music altogether.

 

[MX2]

Heeeaaaawww

 

[stormbv]

Hmm..I live in the country, drive a truck, and like to shoot things. I'm definitely a crazy hick.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Its hard to become a hick when:
You're atheist, not a Christian.
Drive a sporty car, not a pickup.
Listen to rock music, not country.
Drink Heinekin, not Busch.
Vote Democrat, not Republican.

Guess I'm not.

so country music is mandatory if you wanna live the hick life?

'80s hair bands are also acceptable, but only if you are rockin a mullet.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: stormbv
Hmm..I live in the country, drive a truck, and like to shoot things. I'm definitely a crazy hick.

i fish like no man,
or like some.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Its hard to become a hick when:
You're atheist, not a Christian.
Drive a sporty car, not a pickup.
Listen to rock music, not country.
Drink Heinekin, not Busch.
Vote Democrat, not Republican.

Guess I'm not.

so country music is mandatory if you wanna live the hick life?

'80s hair bands are also acceptable, but only if you are rockin a mullet.

im rockin the blue oyster cult.

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Its hard to become a hick when:
You're atheist, not a Christian.
Drive a sporty car, not a pickup.
Listen to rock music, not country.
Drink Heinekin, not Busch.
Vote Democrat, not Republican.

Guess I'm not.

so country music is mandatory if you wanna live the hick life?

I believe so, however, some young hicks might decide that Gangsta Rap is cool for awhile. See the movie "Whiteboyz" (actually a pretty entertaining flick) to see what I mean.

 

[DurocShark]

Dam. Ya'll (<--- hick term) caint (<---another hick term) tell when a "T" and a "F" needed to be added?

 

[Leper Messiah]

I was rockin' out to that southern boy anthem today! Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebird!

EDIT: Hope you like Nascar...

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: EatSpam
Its hard to become a hick when:
You're atheist, not a Christian.
Drive a sporty car, not a pickup.
Listen to rock music, not country.
Drink Heinekin, not Busch.
Vote Democrat, not Republican.

Guess I'm not.

so country music is mandatory if you wanna live the hick life?

'80s hair bands are also acceptable, but only if you are rockin a mullet.

im rockin the blue oyster cult.

ya, but do you have a Kentucky Waterfall?