Are there any privlages after becming a Senior Member?

[Nutcase99]

Questions in the topic.

 

[loup garou]

Naw, there's no perks. *closes door to girls on trampolines room* That? oh that's a closet.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Bwa hahahaha

*Tries to stop from laughing*

No. Nor do "Golden", "Diamond", or "Palatapus" members.

 

[kami]

Other than the free beer, women, fast cars, and computer hardware? Nah, not really....

 

[prodigy]

LMAO

 

[Viper GTS]

Senior membership gives you a 12 pack of condoms.
Golden membership gives a coupon book for discount hand-jobs.
Platinum membership gives a coupon book for free hand-jobs.
Diamond membership gives a coupon book for free blowjobs.
Elite membership gives you a 2' blonde to keep under your desk.

:Q

Viper GTS

 

[loup garou]

hahahaha...Viper likes midget sex!!!














Did I just say that?

 

[prodigy]

2' blonde

In that case I don't want to strive to become elite.

 

[Yeeny]

Elite membership gives you a 2' blonde to keep under your desk.

Woohoo! Hey, wait a minute......

 

[Viper GTS]

Nah, I sold mine over in FS/FT. She wasn't my type.



Viper GTS

 

[toph99]

*snicker*

 

[Engineer]

<< Nah, I sold mine over in FS/FT. She wasn't my type. >>



She was also broken :Q How can you sell broken stuff

 

[Viper GTS]

Two words: Duct tape.

You're the engineer, you should know that.



Viper GTS

 

[Engineer]

Yea, but the duct tape you sold me in FT/FS didn't stick...had hair stuck all over it

 

[kami]

Last I saw, there was some for free after rebates in Hot Deals

 

[Viper GTS]

That wasn't all that was stuck to it...

:Q

Viper GTS

 

[Engineer]

*YUCK*....

Nutcase99...See all the fun you can have as a Senior member and beyond...

 

[Viper GTS]

Hey, I told you it was used.

Your loss.



Viper GTS

 

[Howard]

Who, exactly, did you sell 'it' to?

I'm gonna bag on them

 

[Pepsi90919]

would you happen to be Hyper99's brother?

 

[Pastfinder]

other than the word &quot;senior,&quot; nope

 

[Fingers]

nope

 

[Gatsby]

I thought the only benefit was free admitance to AA.

AnandForums Anonymous.

Gatsby

 

[MiniThug]

How many posts does it take to become senior, golden, plat, elite, diamond?

 

[Mday]

there aren't any with my status.