Are riot batons legal to street carry?

[JEDI]

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Are they?

and what do you think of this model?

edit:
hm.. apparently 20-inch collapsible batons (which shrinks to eight-inches) are illegal in California.

Snoop Dog gets arrested

 

[PrinceofWands]

Like everything else, it depends on the laws in your area.

 

[olds]

I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

 

[ElMonoDelMar]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

lol wtf?

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

oldsmoboat's law?

 

[ElMonoDelMar]

Originally posted by: Juno
oldsmoboat's law?

I laughed.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

oldsmoboat's law?

oldsmoboat's law does not apply.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

do i have to say president bush? or can i substitue any politician?
also am i allowed to also give them a swift kick to the groin after they are down?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

oldsmoboat's law?

oldsmoboat's law does not apply.

You, Sir. Are correct.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

do i have to say president bush? or can i substitue any politician?
also am i allowed to also give them a swift kick to the groin after they are down?

It has to be the sitting (or if Kerry ever gets elected, the cut and running) President.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

how the hell does trolls become elite?! :roll:

you're suppose to be above us regular members

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

how the hell does trolls become elite?! :roll:

you're suppose to be above us regular members

He's not trolling, he's saying we have no idea where you live, so how can we possibly answer your question?

If I were going to buy a collapsible baton, I'd want to hold it in my hand first to see how it feels.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

how the hell does trolls become elite?! :roll:

you're suppose to be above us regular members

hahahahahahah


anyway. i thought those were against the law to carry everywhere?

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

how the hell does trolls become elite?! :roll:

you're suppose to be above us regular members

And how are we supposed to know the laws of the Federal States of Micronesia? You could try doing your own research, too.

 

[FoBoT]

not so much

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I am from the Federal Government and I am here to help.
After a quick check of your local laws, I have good news for you.
They are legal to "street carry" in your area. Just don't carry them off the street.
There is a little known section (pc 3567.21) of the law that allows you to knee cap anyone you wish. BUT, you must yell, "I am going to kill you and President Bush" as you are doing it. That covers you under State and Federal law.
Happy hunting.

how the hell does trolls become elite?! :roll:

you're suppose to be above us regular members

He's not trolling, he's saying we have no idea where you live, so how can we possibly answer your question?

If I were going to buy a collapsible baton, I'd want to hold it in my hand first to see how it feels.

yeap. went to a knife show last year. there was a few tables with batons. some were just cheap and felt like they would fall apart on a hit or two. Others were great. felt like i could knock out anyone with it (though expensive).

got some great hunting gear. man some great broadheads (arrow) for very cheap.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

varies by state. don't try it here in mass but in the Federated States of Micronesia in may be legal.

 

[JEDI]

hm.. apparently 20-inch collapsible batons (which shrinks to eight-inches) are illegal in Californaia.

Snoop Dog gets arrested

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: JEDI
hm.. apparently 20-inch collapsible batons (which shrinks to eight-inches) are illegal in Californaia.

Snoop Dog gets arrested

No... if you read the article you'll see that he tried taking it on to a damn plane.

There's a big different there. That, or owning/posessing liquids is also against the law.

 

[krunchykrome]

Why the hell would anybody want to carry around a baton anyways? Damn trouble makers.

 

[GRIFFIN1]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Why the hell would anybody want to carry around a baton anyways? Damn trouble makers.

A baton is a better self defense tool than curling up in the fetal position and begging for your life.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: GRIFFIN1

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Why the hell would anybody want to carry around a baton anyways? Damn trouble makers.

A baton is a better self defense tool than curling up in the fetal position and begging for your life.

Is it really necessary to carry a weapon around with you? :roll:

 

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Well put and agreed.

Edit: and 20k, w00t!

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: GRIFFIN1

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Why the hell would anybody want to carry around a baton anyways? Damn trouble makers.

A baton is a better self defense tool than curling up in the fetal position and begging for your life.

I doubt you'd be able to defend yourself with a riot baton.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: GRIFFIN1

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Why the hell would anybody want to carry around a baton anyways? Damn trouble makers.

A baton is a better self defense tool than curling up in the fetal position and begging for your life.

I doubt you'd be able to defend yourself with a riot baton.

Yea, if someone is holding a gun to your head, a baton wont do you much good. About as useful as a pair of numbchucks and an orange headband.