I am now calm.
My mission today was to obtain a DB9 to DB9 Null Modem cable. The plan was to visit the local stores in Biloxi, Mississippi until my mission was complete.
First. Shot in the dark. Super Wal-Mart in D-Iberville. They might have it. They didn't. I didn't even try asking one of the crack squad of electronics section employees.
Second. I am a glutton for punishment. Super Wal-Mart in Gulfport, MS. This one is just down the street from the Circuit City, so what the heck. Boy, they are busy on Sundays!! They didn't have it, but their electronics section does have more stock on everything else.
Third. Circuit City. They have to have it! It's Circuit City! They sell all kinds of cool electronic gadgets. Their computer section isn't very organized. One of thier "salespeople" asked if I needed help. (Does this happen a lot in CC..sales people asking if you need help...heh...sarcasm...can't walk 2 feet into the place before be attacked my the maroon shirts!!!!)
I did need help.
I say, in a clear and concise voice, "I need a DB9 to DB9 Null Modem Cable" Blank stare. She takes me to the modem shelf and says these are all the modems they have. I ask, after rolling eyes, if she worked in the Computer Section. She said, "Yes" Hmmm. OK, maybe she is new...where is her trainer. I ask to see her boss. This guy in a managment looking grey shirt comes up. I think he thought I was upset, I wasn't. His little tag indicated he the the CHIEF of the computer department.
I ask, "I need a DB9 to DB9 Null Modem Cable." Without hesitation, he asks, "What for?" Whew....OK, this is a good sign. "I need it to configure my router." (RT314) He takes me to the little shelf and points to the routers. Sigh.
"I just need the cable." He then takes me to the very small display of cables. (10000 printer cables and like 2 Cat5 cables, and some USB stuff. No modem cables or null modem cables.) At least he is getting close. The three of us are standing there, looking at a display of cables. Again, no null modem cable. No spot for a null modem cable. I am guessing they do not carry null modem cables. Again, I am a glutton.
"Do you carry null modem cables?" Both of the "Computer salespeople" look at the rack. They are searching for the cable.
I ask, "Do you know what a DB9 to DB9 Null modem cable looks like?" Both answer in the negative. Sigh. It could be Neon yellow and they wouldn't see it. (Not that it stands out from the other cables in dark grey either).
I ask to see the next one in line. This guy comes from the "Back Office", obviously perturbed. Be angry at the customer....always works.
I ask if he knows if this store every carries a...I have to type it again? DB9 to DB9 Null Modem cable. Since he is managment and not floor sales, I do not fault him for not knowing what this cable is.
I do fault the floor people. You should know about the equipment you sell.
BUT SARGE!! CIRCUIT CITY DOES NOT SELL THAT CABLE! HOW CAN YOU FAULT THE COMPUTER SALES PEOPLE?!?
During this trip I also asked:
I have Win95 and my USB scanner does not work? What could be wrong?
What is the difference between the $30 Hub and the $100 Switch?
What kind of cable do I need for the wireless router? (sic)
All blank stares. They did pick up some boxes and read some of the stuff on the back. I must have forgotten to take off my "I can't read the complex writing on the box" hat before entering the store.
Plus they do sell external modems and routers with a serial configuration port.
I decided I would just use the Ethernet interface until I can get back to civilization.
Before you ask, I want to play with the configuration via HyperTerminal. Just for fun.
The Sarge
USAF Tech Controller
My mission today was to obtain a DB9 to DB9 Null Modem cable. The plan was to visit the local stores in Biloxi, Mississippi until my mission was complete.
First. Shot in the dark. Super Wal-Mart in D-Iberville. They might have it. They didn't. I didn't even try asking one of the crack squad of electronics section employees.
Second. I am a glutton for punishment. Super Wal-Mart in Gulfport, MS. This one is just down the street from the Circuit City, so what the heck. Boy, they are busy on Sundays!! They didn't have it, but their electronics section does have more stock on everything else.
Third. Circuit City. They have to have it! It's Circuit City! They sell all kinds of cool electronic gadgets. Their computer section isn't very organized. One of thier "salespeople" asked if I needed help. (Does this happen a lot in CC..sales people asking if you need help...heh...sarcasm...can't walk 2 feet into the place before be attacked my the maroon shirts!!!!)
I did need help.
I say, in a clear and concise voice, "I need a DB9 to DB9 Null Modem Cable" Blank stare. She takes me to the modem shelf and says these are all the modems they have. I ask, after rolling eyes, if she worked in the Computer Section. She said, "Yes" Hmmm. OK, maybe she is new...where is her trainer. I ask to see her boss. This guy in a managment looking grey shirt comes up. I think he thought I was upset, I wasn't. His little tag indicated he the the CHIEF of the computer department.
I ask, "I need a DB9 to DB9 Null Modem Cable." Without hesitation, he asks, "What for?" Whew....OK, this is a good sign. "I need it to configure my router." (RT314) He takes me to the little shelf and points to the routers. Sigh.
"I just need the cable." He then takes me to the very small display of cables. (10000 printer cables and like 2 Cat5 cables, and some USB stuff. No modem cables or null modem cables.) At least he is getting close. The three of us are standing there, looking at a display of cables. Again, no null modem cable. No spot for a null modem cable. I am guessing they do not carry null modem cables. Again, I am a glutton.
"Do you carry null modem cables?" Both of the "Computer salespeople" look at the rack. They are searching for the cable.
I ask, "Do you know what a DB9 to DB9 Null modem cable looks like?" Both answer in the negative. Sigh. It could be Neon yellow and they wouldn't see it. (Not that it stands out from the other cables in dark grey either).
I ask to see the next one in line. This guy comes from the "Back Office", obviously perturbed. Be angry at the customer....always works.
I ask if he knows if this store every carries a...I have to type it again? DB9 to DB9 Null Modem cable. Since he is managment and not floor sales, I do not fault him for not knowing what this cable is.
I do fault the floor people. You should know about the equipment you sell.
BUT SARGE!! CIRCUIT CITY DOES NOT SELL THAT CABLE! HOW CAN YOU FAULT THE COMPUTER SALES PEOPLE?!?
During this trip I also asked:
I have Win95 and my USB scanner does not work? What could be wrong?
What is the difference between the $30 Hub and the $100 Switch?
What kind of cable do I need for the wireless router? (sic)
All blank stares. They did pick up some boxes and read some of the stuff on the back. I must have forgotten to take off my "I can't read the complex writing on the box" hat before entering the store.
Plus they do sell external modems and routers with a serial configuration port.
I decided I would just use the Ethernet interface until I can get back to civilization.
Before you ask, I want to play with the configuration via HyperTerminal. Just for fun.
The Sarge
USAF Tech Controller