Are Americans Real?

[Sea Moose]

I have never seen an American. I have only ever seen them on television. Perhaps Americans are a hoax. :whiste:

 

[VulgarDisplay]

I have never seen an American. I have only ever seen them on television. Perhaps Americans are a hoax. :whiste:

A lot of your perception about Americans from TV is a hoax.

 

[tokie]

They are real and they are big. They say TV adds 10 lbs, but on average it makes Gringos look 50 lbs less than the average American weight.

 

[sandorski]

Nope, America is just a Movie Set somewhere in New Mexico(an actual place in Mexico).

 

[Sea Moose]

Nope, America is just a Movie Set somewhere in New Mexico(an actual place in Mexico).

This is what I suspected. You can all stop pretending to exist now. The game is up

 

[BudAshes]

We may not be real but our predator drones sure are.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I actually been to America, Detroit I think? Wherever the race track is in Michigan. I expected a bunch of race addict rednecks and overall rude people, but most were pretty nice. We found it odd how the concession stand at the race track, or even McDonald's, did not have vinegar as a condiment though. It really is true they don't put vinegar on their french fries.

 

[boomerang]

Every Aussie I've seen on the TV was doing something stupid that resulted in injury or death. Are there any left? Have they killed themselves off?

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

I actually been to America, Detroit I think? Wherever the race track is in Michigan. I expected a bunch of race addict rednecks and overall rude people, but most were pretty nice. We found it odd how the concession stand at the race track, or even McDonald's, did not have vinegar as a condiment though. It really is true they don't put vinegar on their french fries.

You put vinegar on your French fries?

I'm stating to wonder about Canadians now too. Surely nobody real could be THAT crazy...

 

[satyajitmenon]

It really is true they don't put vinegar on their freedom fries.

 

[Red Squirrel]

You put vinegar on your French fries?

I'm stating to wonder about Canadians now too. Surely nobody real could be THAT crazy...

What else is vinegar for? I personally rarly put some on my fries since I prefer ketchup, and putting both just makes it too soggy. Though on really crispy fries vinegar is awesome. I miss Harvey's, vinegar on their fries was awesome.

 

[Sea Moose]

Well if i base my knowledge of Americans on the two last films i have seen.

Clueless and paranormal activity 4

You are all rich with big houses and "cell" phones and you will get picked off one by one by a guy called toby.



(i am just joking you know the moose loves his American friends :wub

 

[corwin]

What else is vinegar for? I personally rarly put some on my fries since I prefer ketchup, and putting both just makes it too soggy. Though on really crispy fries vinegar is awesome. I miss Harvey's, vinegar on their fries was awesome.

Seattle will show you some vinegar on fries love if you care to visit...

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I actually been to America, Detroit I think? Wherever the race track is in Michigan. I expected a bunch of race addict rednecks and overall rude people, but most were pretty nice. We found it odd how the concession stand at the race track, or even McDonald's, did not have vinegar as a condiment though. It really is true they don't put vinegar on their french fries.

you went to the wrong state, you need to visit Rhode Island for that

 

[xanis]

I actually been to America, Detroit I think? Wherever the race track is in Michigan. I expected a bunch of race addict rednecks and overall rude people, but most were pretty nice. We found it odd how the concession stand at the race track, or even McDonald's, did not have vinegar as a condiment though. It really is true they don't put vinegar on their french fries.

Bolded is your problem. Gotta go to a good state/city.

 

[Fritzo]

A lot of your perception about Americans from TV is a hoax.

Nope. We all weigh 300lbs, walk like John Wayne, talk like we're from the deep south, and eat hamburgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

 

[highland145]

We may not be real but our predator drones sure are.

lol

(i am just joking you know the moose loves his American friends :wub

Shens. You ain't got no American friends.

 

[Exterous]

Nope. We all weigh 300lbs, walk like John Wayne, talk like we're from the deep south, and eat hamburgers for breakfast, brunch, lunch, second lunch, dinner and second dinner.

FTFY

 

[Gunslinger08]

An interesting thing to think about sometime: What if no one else in your world is "real"? What if you're in a real life Truman Show?

 

[BoomerD]

I think it's funny that the guy, allegedly from a country that has "kangaroos, platypuses and koala bears" says the US of A is a hoax... Those are animals that only a deranged, drug addled mind could invent...so...I contend that Australia is the hoax...it doesn't really exist...except in some opium-fueled nightmare.

 

[nickbits]

What else is vinegar for? I personally rarly put some on my fries since I prefer ketchup, and putting both just makes it too soggy. Though on really crispy fries vinegar is awesome. I miss Harvey's, vinegar on their fries was awesome.

Vinegar is useless on its own. It is the base of ketchup and many other food products though.

 

[Fritzo]

An interesting thing to think about sometime: What if no one else in your world is "real"? What if you're in a real life Truman Show?

Crap...he's on to us! Tell production to cancel his surprise supermodel orgy tomorrow.

 

[highland145]

Crap...he's on to us! Tell production to cancel his surprise supermodel orgy tomorrow.

And schedule the anal rape one. Traumatic event will make him forget.



Unless he likes it.

 

[sixone]

I actually been to America, Detroit I think? Wherever the race track is in Michigan. I expected a bunch of race addict rednecks and overall rude people, but most were pretty nice. We found it odd how the concession stand at the race track, or even McDonald's, did not have vinegar as a condiment though. It really is true they don't put vinegar on their french fries.

barf

 

[Fritzo]

Vinegar is useless on its own. It is the base of ketchup and many other food products though.

Depends on the type of vinegar. I use red wine or apple cider vinegar to deglaze pans when I'm cooking. I love sauteed mushrooms and onions with balsamic vinegar (I've even heard you can use good balsamic on vanilla ice cream for an interesting treat).

Malt vinegar is used for seasoning. Plain old white vinegar is too harsh on it's own, so that's where you see it in cooked foods and in pickling.