ya, i know this is not very nice, so skip this post if you have a soft spot for corrupt, terrorist-supporting, fame-seeking, politicians who make millions while "their" people suffer, but this is an actual theory going around...
ARAFAT HAD AIDS
Arafat had AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
Arafat had AIDS!
(spoken)
And so this is the end of our story
and Arafat is dead from AIDS.
It took from me my best friend, my only
true pal, my only bright star.
Well, I'm gonna march on Jerusalem,
lead the fight and charge the brigades.
There's a hero inside of all of us.
I'll make them see Arafat had AIDS.
(singing again)
My father..AIDS! My sister...AIDS!
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend AIDS.
Gays, straights, whites and spades,
Arafat had AIDS.
My grandma and my old dog Blue.
The mullah has got it and so do you.
Come on everybody we've got quiltin' to do.
Gonna break down these barricades Arafat had AIDS,
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS...