Arab Newspaper

[OutHouse]

A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding
on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A
friend of his, who happened to be riding in the
same subway car, noticed this strange
phenomenon.

Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader:
"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you
reading an Arab newspaper?"

Moshe replied: "I used to read the Jewish newspaper,
but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel
being attacked, Jews disappearing through
assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.

So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I
find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media,
Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.
The news is so much better!"

 

[ElFenix]

:laugh:

 

[mercanucaribe]

 

[CKent]

Lol nice

 

[Aharami]

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'm disappointed that there wasn't a story about how badly GW has messed up in that paper.

 

[JulesMaximus]

:laugh: 8/10

 

[theprodigalrebel]

 

[OutHouse]

^

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I'm disappointed that there wasn't a story about how badly GW has messed up in that paper.

Where did you people focus all of your hate before Bush entered office?

 

[Viperoni]

haha

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha clever

 

[ForumMaster]

:laugh:

 

[SlitheryDee]

I like it, but there wasn't really a defined punchline. By the time you get to the end you already knew where it was going. It's not so much of a OMGWTFLOL as it is a "Oh, Ah, haha'.

 

[Rockinacoustic]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I like it, but there wasn't really a defined punchline. By the time you get to the end you already knew where it was going. It's not so much of a OMGWTFLOL as it is a "Oh, Ah, haha'.

Yeah, nothing special...

 

[jhayx7]

Heh... 4/10

(I Jew'd your score down)

 

[jadinolf]

:laugh:

 

[judasmachine]