Aqua Velva vs Old Spice

[Sex Smurf]

It's stinging my nose. damn him!

 

[Orsorum]

Bitch slap him.


Ugh, do you bathe in Aqua Velva?

 

[Sex Smurf]

I think i have to pluck my nose hairs out just to get rid of the smell now.

I thought this went out of style in 1977?

 

[Lcarvone]

Whistle the Old Spice jingle (see the bottom of the page here) and see if he turns around or chimes in then you'll know which it is....then bitch slap him like Orsorum says

 

[Ornery]

1. All that crap should be forbidden in the workplace, whether it's a brand you favor or not.
   Perfume & cologne give me a headache! :|

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Ornery

1. All that crap should be forbidden in the workplace, whether it's a brand you favor or not.
   Perfume & cologne give me a headache! :|

<-- Puts on Aqua Velva & Old Spice and hugs Ornery!

 

[shortylickens]

I use Aqua once in a great while.
I keep telling people the proper way to use cologne or aftershave is to:

1. Water it down.
2. Smear it on while your skin is wet.
3. Rinse it off after application.

The TINY bit that stays behind is more than enough.

 

[gar3555]

maybe it's sex panther

60% of the time....it works everytime