[April Fools] nVidia Geforce GTX580. Dual GPU read on

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DaveSimmons

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Did you know that Google returns 0 search results for the word "gullible"? It's true!
 

tweakboy

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THis is not a April fools joke guys read the article.. thx I expect the GTX 580 will be out in 3 to 6 months. IMO Any sooner then that, then nvidia fan boys can jump on it....

Guys read the specs,, its 2.5GB ram man they cant do 4GB like ATI 5890 if Im right .. hmmmm maybe ASUS can sandwich 2 580's together and have the worlds fastest card hehe. 3dmarks highest score ever.... hmmmm

I knew 480 was a tease.. Also I think prices will go down on both avenues... thx
 
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Dark4ng3l

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1 that links says single GPU card
2 to have 580 cores it would need to be an even bigger, different chip than the already cut down GF100(480 cores vs 512)

Seriously tweakboy has got to be the most purely annoying person in this forum.
 

Genx87

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1 that links says single GPU card
2 to have 580 cores it would need to be an even bigger, different chip than the already cut down GF100(480 cores vs 512)

Seriously tweakboy has got to be the most purely annoying person in this forum.

I dont know, kind of warming upto him. Each post is an adventure to see it can outdo the previous.
 

toyota

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THis is not a April fools joke guys read the article.. thx I expect the GTX 580 will be out in 3 to 6 months. IMO Any sooner then that, then nvidia fan boys can jump on it....

Guys read the specs,, its 2.5GB ram man they cant do 4GB like ATI 5890 if Im right .. hmmmm maybe ASUS can sandwich 2 580's together and have the worlds fastest card hehe. 3dmarks highest score ever.... hmmmm

I knew 480 was a tease.. Also I think prices will go down on both avenues... thx
stop being an idiot. this is NOT real. there is no way to even come up with 580 sp on the fermi architecture. there also is not a way it would have 2560mb on a 384bit bus. it would have to be 1536mb or 3072mb.
 

Dark4ng3l

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:rolleyes:

At the bottom of the article it says "Happy AF Day".

Tweakboy posts crap with a similar or even noticeably inferior intelligence level to this about every 10 seconds... IMO he is an obvious troll because I can't believe that he is not smarter than that.
 

Maximilian

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THis is not a April fools joke guys read the article.. thx I expect the GTX 580 will be out in 3 to 6 months. IMO Any sooner then that, then nvidia fan boys can jump on it....

Guys read the specs,, its 2.5GB ram man they cant do 4GB like ATI 5890 if Im right .. hmmmm maybe ASUS can sandwich 2 580's together and have the worlds fastest card hehe. 3dmarks highest score ever.... hmmmm

I knew 480 was a tease.. Also I think prices will go down on both avenues... thx

Hes right! Looks like toms hardware got a preview pic of it:

http://img.tomshardware.com/us/2000/06/29/full_review_of_nvidia/card2.jpg

In some ways its a bit spartan compared to the GTX 480, likely to save on power consumption!
 

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THis is not a April fools joke guys read the article.. thx I expect the GTX 580 will be out in 3 to 6 months. IMO Any sooner then that, then nvidia fan boys can jump on it....

Guys read the specs,, its 2.5GB ram man they cant do 4GB like ATI 5890 if Im right .. hmmmm maybe ASUS can sandwich 2 580's together and have the worlds fastest card hehe. 3dmarks highest score ever.... hmmmm

I knew 480 was a tease.. Also I think prices will go down on both avenues... thx

So its a NV joke than . Like 480 fermi. A bigger chip with more memory. LOL . NV Fermi is not a good deal and now your out plugging the 580 before the 480 is released . LOL.

NV is such a spaz company. So when they cooking these things I mean fabbing them?
 

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Either tweak is haveing a blast at home there by himself 0n fools day. Or he has to get out of house more often.

This isn't a Fools joke . I don't run the race car much because of noise . But yesterday cop stops and tells me to not run car longer than 10 min. every hour . I got pissed. Car doesn't run 1/2 hour a week. So I says to cop . Is this the way you guys really want it . He says yes and thats how it will be. I said . You people are retards. I said it loud enough so neighbor could here, one causing problems . SO what to do about night workers who think the world stops for them . The ans. 7 0 clock this morning . I went and started the race car pulled down the long driveway and left it run for 10 min. Every hour today I started it let it run 10 min. Cop come over about hour ago . I says . Whats up . He said lots of complaints . I said lies . 1 complaint. He said you followed the rules as I lad them out . I said yes I did . Than I said to him and thats how its going to be . He got pissed and drove away .
 
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Tweakboy is awesome. Tweak's Achille's heel, however, is an inability to respond to others pointing out the massive BS. He is the Breaking Bad of the forums.
 
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