April Fools jokes

[GreasyBurger]

Any mean jokes you can think of?


I was in Afghanistan in April of 2002. I made a phone call (with fake accent) to my wife and said that her husband, SPC Greasy Burger was KIA.

 

[Jhill]

You can blow up a retirement home. That will get them GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[bdjohnson]

wow i bet she loved that one.

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: GreasyBurger
Any mean jokes you can think of?


I was in Afghanistan in April of 2002. I made a phone call (with fake accent) to my wife and said that her husband, SPC Greasy Burger was KIA.

That's pretty messed up. To top it, I suggest you light your house on fire before your wife gets home, and as she's pulling into the driveway, yell, "April fool's!"

 

[Mill]

That isn't that funny. If I were a female and your wife I would have kicked you in the nuts when you got back.

 

[DrNoobie]

That was extremely moronic. No humor whatsoever.

 

[GreasyBurger]

She couldn't get to hate me. I'm too lovable.

 

[agnitrate]

best gimmick ever. lol told his wife he died. priceless.

-silver

 

[GreasyBurger]

She slapped me HARD when we got back to our apartment from the airport, and then she gave me a big hug (I don't want to go into too much detail ). I never thought that she was that strong.

 

[Maximin]

Condy Rice is Rosey's ex.