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April Fools Jokes on Teachers

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MrCodeDude

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Like, I need some ideas.

My math teacher is a big Michigan fan, I'm a big OSU fan. He has this big Michigan Flag hanging up in his room, I planned on putting up an O over the M, but he never leaves his classroom. My chemistry teacher always leaves the room for 5 minutes before class starts, anyone have good ideas?

It's like, the one day where I have an excuse to act like an ass.
-- mrcodedude
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Like, I need some ideas.

My math teacher is a big Michigan fan, I'm a big OSU fan. He has this big Michigan Flag hanging up in his room, I planned on putting up an O over the M, but he never leaves his classroom. My chemistry teacher always leaves the room for 5 minutes before class starts, anyone have good ideas?

It's like, the one day where I have an excuse to act like an ass.
-- mrcodedude
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Maybe you could, like, turn in homework that you actually DID ALL BY YOURSELF.

🙂

That would be a trick!!!!
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Go away Casio.
-- mrcodedude
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Wrong em boyo.

Funny thing is, if you think I was casio then there is at least TWO people who you treated like crap after they helped you. How does that make you feel?
 
Originally posted by: 3L33T32003
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Go away Casio.
-- mrcodedude
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Wrong em boyo.

Funny thing is, if you think I was casio then there is at least TWO people who you treated like crap after they helped you. How does that make you feel?
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I don't give a crap who you are....

You must have a pathetic life if you have nothing better to do than follow CodeDude around and bitch that he didn't thank you correctly for helping him.

What did you expect? A blowjob???
 
Not on teachers but... my friend did did an april fool's joke on his parents back in high school... told them he got a girl pregnant... 😀
 
Put gum on the teachers seat, I'm gonna check this thread in the morning before school, please post neat stuff. I gotta get my math teacher, hehe. She *claims* she majored in Computer Science and she had to get help from me about how to make her background a picture she had gotten, lol
 
Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Put gum on the teachers seat, I'm gonna check this thread in the morning before school, please post neat stuff. I gotta get my math teacher, hehe. She *claims* she majored in Computer Science and she had to get help from me about how to make her background a picture she had gotten, lol
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Young grass hopper you need to learn a few things. My uncle was a comp sci major back when everything was programmed onto punch cards. Just because she didn't know how to use Windows doesn't mean she can't program you out of the water.

Of course she could also be an idiot that knows nothing. I just know my uncle can't hardly run a windows machine but put him on a mainframe and he is at home.

 
Originally posted by: Codewiz
Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Put gum on the teachers seat, I'm gonna check this thread in the morning before school, please post neat stuff. I gotta get my math teacher, hehe. She *claims* she majored in Computer Science and she had to get help from me about how to make her background a picture she had gotten, lol
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Young grass hopper you need to learn a few things. My uncle was a comp sci major back when everything was programmed onto punch cards. Just because she didn't know how to use Windows doesn't mean she can't program you out of the water.

Of course she could also be an idiot that knows nothing. I just know my uncle can't hardly run a windows machine but put him on a mainframe and he is at home.
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Yes I agree, but there is a lot more to it. She's told me and another friend in the class a bunch of stories that make it sound like shes really good at computers. Its a bit more complicated, but back to the subject.

How about the ol' super-glued coin to the ground? I'm gonna do this to a friends locker... hehe
 
Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Originally posted by: Codewiz
Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Put gum on the teachers seat, I'm gonna check this thread in the morning before school, please post neat stuff. I gotta get my math teacher, hehe. She *claims* she majored in Computer Science and she had to get help from me about how to make her background a picture she had gotten, lol
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Young grass hopper you need to learn a few things. My uncle was a comp sci major back when everything was programmed onto punch cards. Just because she didn't know how to use Windows doesn't mean she can't program you out of the water.

Of course she could also be an idiot that knows nothing. I just know my uncle can't hardly run a windows machine but put him on a mainframe and he is at home.
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Yes I agree, but there is a lot more to it. She's told me and another friend in the class a bunch of stories that make it sound like shes really good at computers. Its a bit more complicated, but back to the subject.

How about the ol' super-glued coin to the ground? I'm gonna do this to a friends locker... hehe
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I knew what you meant. When I was in high school taking AP computer science I had a moron for a teacher. She was a moron in every aspect but could actually write some decent code.

As for a prank do NOT put laxative in your teachers drink. I remember a story of a kid getting expelled for it. Just think before you act. Nothing is worth getting kicked out of school.

 
Lol, I asked about that today hoping there was a flaw in the school's code allowing me to do it. Sadly, none. I read through our guidlines twice looking for something.
 
I want to push this fat little teacher over for being a b!tch to me my entire High School career. It's totally uncalled for but so is her rude behavior toward us. She treats us like we're third graders so we're going to act like them. Kind of ironic.
 
Originally posted by: idNut
I want to push this fat little teacher over for being a b!tch to me my entire High School career. It's totally uncalled for but so is her rude behavior toward us. She treats us like we're third graders so we're going to act like them. Kind of ironic.
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Hehe, she won't be able to get back up. She'll just wobble there on the ground 😉
 
Take your teacher out for drinks, get him plastered off his ass, get him a hotel room, pull down his pants, spit into a condom, poke it up his arse with a pencil, and wait to see how he acts the next day at school. Wink at him now and again for added effect.

😛
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
Take your teacher out for drinks, get him plastered off his ass, get him a hotel room, pull down his pants, spit into a condom, poke it up his arse with a pencil, and wait to see how he acts the next day at school. Wink at him now and again for added effect.

😛
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I only learn by example. You mi nd trying that on a teacher and showing me?😛
 
Originally posted by: silverpig
Take your teacher out for drinks, get him plastered off his ass, get him a hotel room, pull down his pants, spit into a condom, poke it up his arse with a pencil, and wait to see how he acts the next day at school. Wink at him now and again for added effect.

😛
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Heh, I'm a high-school student. Your plan doesn't work for me because getting him plastered would be extremely hard to do 😀 Not to mention the rest of your plan would scar me for life.
-- mrcodedude
 
I remember in grade 6 a girl who was a brainy and the teacher's pet went up to the teacher and told her she wasn't feeling well. Then she walked away a bit and fell to the ground. The teacher started panicing and then the whole class laughed and screamed April Fools. I know that sounds so stupid, but we were young back then.
 
Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Originally posted by: idNut
I want to push this fat little teacher over for being a b!tch to me my entire High School career. It's totally uncalled for but so is her rude behavior toward us. She treats us like we're third graders so we're going to act like them. Kind of ironic.
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Hehe, she won't be able to get back up. She'll just wobble there on the ground 😉
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I feel the same way. I have a 5' fat lazy @$$ English 10 teacher, she does nothing but make us read on Monday, test us on spelling on Tuesday, give us vocabulary packets that are due in 7 days on Wednesday, and then a vocab test on Thursday, and then we do stupid practices with these crappy made booklets on Friday. I can't wait until I'm in college where most teachers will actually teach you!
 
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