April Fool's jokes might be lame, but the responses are funny as hell!

[Russ]

There is certainly no shortage of morons with access to a computer.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Texmaster]

lol those are pretty good.

 

[Lucky]

haha, good find russ.

I like this one:

<<<JamesAdamsW@aol.com
your stupid jokes suck i am not paying you bastards one red cent F*CK YOU you better not have billed my credit card for this shi*t or i will cancel my aol subsribtion and advise every one else i know to do likewise YOU PEOPLE SUCK F*CK YOU YOU STUPID BASTARDS . I WOULD LIKE TO GET YOU BIG TIME YOU PEOPLE DOUBLE SUCK>>>>


Now, Jimmy, we all know about that horrible accident involving your penis and the paper shredder has you a little on edge lately, but calm down. Your credit card is safe. We've not billed any other charges to it other than the "AOL Usage Fee" of $17.75, the "Excessive Bad Word Filter Change" of $29.50, and the "Illiterate Use of Email Requiring a Translator to put it in Plain English" fee of $50.

Thank you for supporting AOL!



<<<look you bastards i dont want anything to do with this and i am not paying you one goddam cent . if you pursue this joke a day crap which used to be free and i hardly ever got anyway . also it sucks. i will cancel aol also if i am charged for this crap. i think the better business buerue might also be interested . i better not hear from you sons a bitches again or else . >>>


Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

What ever are we going to do with you?

Why do AOLiens in particular think we're supposed to be scared of "or else" threats from people who can't put together a coherent email?

We have charged your account an addition $127.52. That's your AOL cancellation fee. Please call our toll free number and tell the operator that you have already paid the cancellation fee and this is your authorization number;

EOIFEOW-389X239384

Thank you for supporting AOL!



<<<f*ck you if i get ahold of you ill tear you apart you f*ck with my charge account with out my ok and i will find you and kick the sh*t out of you F*CK YOU>>>



Now you're just being stupid, Jimbo.

Well, hell, you've been stupid from the very beginning. Our bad.

But you're getting dumber by the minute. This is a serious problem with AOL people. Have you tried putting a gun to your head and making the little voices go away by pulling the "magic trigger"? Try it! You'll be doing the world a favor!

Thank you for supporting AOL!

 

[vi edit]

Jokeaday.com plays and April fools joke? Those bastards!

 

[aphex]

lol

 

[Aves]

lmfao! That's almost as good as that AOL.EXE Virus Joke they did.

 

[fatalbert]

LMAO

 

[Red Dawn]

Texmaster


<< lol those are pretty good. >>


Hey you got a Brown thing happening on the end of your nose there Bubba.

 

[911paramedic]

Those are sooooo classic. Good thing there was not an IQ test included with AOL's subscription (or perhaps they were looking for the low numbers...)

 

[duke]

Those are hilarious!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< I don't know how you thieves got into my house, but I am armed with live alligators...please return my money or risk removal of parts >>

PSSSHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[cmdavid]

LOL!! hahaahahahaa...

 

[tm37]

<< I was never subscribed to AOL . I better not even be billed for anything or I'm contacting a lawyer.
Please contact your lawyer. AOL is a $105 Billion company and we would be pleased to steamroll right over him.

We have processed your credit card for an additional $17.50 as a "Legal Threat Nuisance Fee."

Thank you for supporting AOL!

>>



I love it!