april fools day

Xionide

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When my gf of 2 weeks comes over I am going to tell my mom we are pregnant. Im 17 btw.
 

Zero Plasma

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Originally posted by: DP
smoke, i hope you get hit by a doritos truck

(seriously)

or paralyzed from the mouth down.


Your so cruel.
I'm telling.(Why a DoRIToS truck?
Why you so angry at me?
I sad now.:(
 

ElFenix

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i'm having a transsexual prostitute hit on a friend of mine at a club tonight.
 

paulney

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I told my manager his back was all white. He actually took off his jacket to check :) The highlight of the day.
 

sisq0kidd

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Originally posted by: paulney
I told my manager his back was all white. He actually took off his jacket to check :) The highlight of the day.

you don't be racist either, why can't his back be black???
 

paulney

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Originally posted by: sisq0kidd
Originally posted by: paulney
I told my manager his back was all white. He actually took off his jacket to check :) The highlight of the day.

you don't be racist either, why can't his back be black???

Bwhaha.
 

DrumminBoy

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My gf was going to try to say she was pregnant...I stopped her as soon as she said "we should talk..." guess I kind of ruined her fun lol