Approved hairstyles in North Korea

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nehalem256

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Im surprised they don't make everyone shave their heads so as not to discriminate against those who are bald.

Why should people have unequal amounts of hair? :D
 

zsdersw

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North Korea can't feed all its people, but the government has time to bother with crap like this. Truly appalling.
 

Yreka

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Rodman was just there.. Maybe some colorful hair dye will be added to the list.
 

trenchfoot

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I remember the time when I was TDY South Korea and, while cruising through Seoul I saw a pair of uniformed cops pin this guy on the hood of a parked car and proceed to cut his hair to acceptable government standards. But that was then, so I guess North Korea will have caught up with the south in another hundred years or so.
 

Zeze

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I remember the time when I was TDY South Korea and, while cruising through Seoul I saw a pair of uniformed cops pin this guy on the hood of a parked car and proceed to cut his hair to acceptable government standards. But that was then, so I guess North Korea will have caught up with the south in another hundred years or so.

Sounds like 70s or 80s. Did you know SK had curfew after midnight? Also civilians couldn't travel outside of their country until 1987.

Pretty much a dictatorship under the guise of democracy.

SK has come a LONGGGGG WAY after Olympics 88.
 

kage69

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Government there should be cruise missiled.

They poke the South anymore that just might happen. You'd think Fat Boy's affinity for technology would lead him to understand that circa 1960 artillery is poor competition for current day precision munitions.

The South is itching to give him a demonstration, I do hope the Globetrotters aren't in town when Seoul decides to introduce the north to their take on Tomahawks.
 

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News Release North Korean males are not allowed to have a penis in excess of 2 inches in length. Kim Jong Un, known to the ladies as Kim - Big - Dong - Jong - Un, after comparing his 'Rod' with the 'Rod-Man' has decided that no North Korean male should be better endowed. After his meeting with the 'Rod-Man' he has decided to scrap his missile program and instead invest in improving his own missile.

lol
 
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