Applying to be a columnist for my school paper. Need title!

[KEV1N]

I'm applying to be a columnist for my school newspaper, (UC Davis: California Aggie). In addition to 3 column samples, I need... ugh. A title. I have no clue. My friends have suggested "Banana Power" but I'd like to field other suggestions. Thanks

 

[BlueApple]

Title for the three articles, or your job position?

 

[KEV1N]

Oh, sorry. A title for my weekly column. Something like "Kevin's Corner" but exponentially wittier

 

[virtuamike]

How about The Mad Cow Asylum?

 

[Kevin]

Pounce

Kind of unusual, people will read out of curiosity...

 

[bmacd]

how about......"Beyotch!!" It's sure to grab attention.
-=bmacd=-

 

[PsychoAndy]

Girl.....so.....hot

Thats sure to get attention.

-PAB

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Girl.....so.....hot

Thats sure to get attention.

-PAB

lol I was just about to post this

 

What's your first and last name? For example a kid in my high school named Jeff Passan had a sports column called "Passan the [hockey] Puck"

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Sex Talk with Kevin

 

[mcveigh]

"joe cool super stud"?

 

[XMan]

"The Fifth Column."



If your editor is a Heinlein fan, you might get in.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

I work as a section head for the Daily Bruin. I have to hire 15 people by monday. Good luck with your column.