- Jun 30, 2001
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iToilet
Brief Summary:
"Hey! Since we're in the business of making crap, why not start with a toilet?!"
"The iToilet features dual pipe technology. This makes the iToilet flush twice as fast as a Pentium-based model."
"But flushing the iToilet is very easy! In fact, the flushing procedure will be very familiar if you've ever used an Apple computer, as it works in much the same way as ejecting a disc or deleting a file. Follow these simple steps for a first class ticket to flushing heaven:
STEP 1: Pick up the items you wish to dispose of (yes, really.)
STEP 2: Drag said items to the waste disposal area.
STEP 3: A message will pop up asking if you really want to delete the items.
STEP 4: Click the yes button.
STEP 5: Wash your hands. "
"*Please note that unlike other toilets, the iToilet is not compatible with toilet paper (which is an outdated item according to Steve Jobs.)"
"Remember, Steve Jobs says: "The iToilet is full of sh*t, just like me!"
Who wants one?
EDIT: Because I believe in giving credit where it's due, here's where I found the link... BBSpot
Brief Summary:
"Hey! Since we're in the business of making crap, why not start with a toilet?!"
"The iToilet features dual pipe technology. This makes the iToilet flush twice as fast as a Pentium-based model."
"But flushing the iToilet is very easy! In fact, the flushing procedure will be very familiar if you've ever used an Apple computer, as it works in much the same way as ejecting a disc or deleting a file. Follow these simple steps for a first class ticket to flushing heaven:
STEP 1: Pick up the items you wish to dispose of (yes, really.)
STEP 2: Drag said items to the waste disposal area.
STEP 3: A message will pop up asking if you really want to delete the items.
STEP 4: Click the yes button.
STEP 5: Wash your hands. "
"*Please note that unlike other toilets, the iToilet is not compatible with toilet paper (which is an outdated item according to Steve Jobs.)"
"Remember, Steve Jobs says: "The iToilet is full of sh*t, just like me!"
Who wants one?
EDIT: Because I believe in giving credit where it's due, here's where I found the link... BBSpot
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