"...They're more impressed by Samsung's Galaxy and Microsoft's Surface."
Heh. Okay, I'm going to entertain this alternate universe for a second...
Teens think iPads, iPods, iPhones and MacBooks are uncool. Because their parents have them. So Apple is for old people.
Conversely... they think Microsoft is kickass. (No way their parents have anything made by them). Teens are all clamoring for a Surface. Because it's cool, and it's made by that kickass hip company Microsoft.
.....
HAHAHAHA!
Sorry, had to exit that alternate universe because it's too damn silly!
There are probably 4 maybe 5 teens in existence that really want a Surface vs. an iPad. Maybe 8 total that even know what the hell one is.
If Apple is unhip TODAY, then Microsoft was unhip 30 years ago! The only thing MS ever did that even remotely qualified as hip by teens was the XBox.
And even as big of a Samsung fan as I am, I doubt very seriously that the Galaxy line is really seen as cooler than the iPhone by most teens. I know damn well the Galaxy tablets are not more in demand than iPads among teens. (Or really anyone for that matter).
That piece is either:
1. Not very obvious parody, IE: "Teens have decided that Apple is, like, so over. If you want to be a veritable cooleratus, you want to be seen with a Samsung Galaxy phone in your hand or a Microsoft Surface laptoppy tablet stuck under your arm." Can't possibly have been written without tongue firmly planted in cheek.
2. A puff-piece sponsored by none other than Microsoft. (Not Samsung, because they're quite a bit more saavy and MS has a history of being totally blinded by their own wanna-be hipness that they perpetrate breathtaking lameness like The Kin and promote
Windows 7 launch parties.
3. Utter cluelessness or wishful thinking, or a combination of both.