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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

lmaoooo the 2nd gen is in development, which will be 4 ounces lighter due to the lack of screen, hard drive, and WHEEL.



thanks for the mid afternoon laugh 😛
 
ps: pause it when they show the "predetermined sentences" list.



some of those are absolutely hilarious.
 
Ok so according to apple we don't need an optical drive, no USB ports, no firewire, and no keyboard? what the hell? I use these things daily, and they are a 100% necessity. typing is so much easier and faster than any wheel could ever hope to be. What a piece of crap.
 
Originally posted by: cmdrdredd
Ok so according to apple we don't need an optical drive, no USB ports, no firewire, and no keyboard? what the hell? I use these things daily, and they are a 100% necessity. typing is so much easier and faster than any wheel could ever hope to be. What a piece of crap.
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I think you need to replace your humor meter.
 
Hehe, "I'll be anything if its shiny and made by Apple."

"Joe was one of the few people who got to try out the Wheel and septn 45 minutes typing an email to his friend."
"It remains to be seen if the Wheel with take off in the business world where people use their computers for actual work instead of just dicking around."
 
Originally posted by: cmdrdredd
Ok so according to apple we don't need an optical drive, no USB ports, no firewire, and no keyboard? what the hell? I use these things daily, and they are a 100% necessity. typing is so much easier and faster than any wheel could ever hope to be. What a piece of crap.
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Wow.
 
I can see the wheel's use for searching for files and so forth but for replacing typing? I dont see it doing that at all. The only thing I can imagine being better than typing is a speech program like Dragons Speaking Naturally. In any event I dont see keyboards disappearing for years to come if at all. Sometimes companies listen to what customers want and sometimes they try and tell customers what they want. This time I think Apple is trying to tell what we want. That path often leads to failure.
 
Originally posted by: Skott
I can see the wheel's use for searching for files and so forth but for replacing typing? I dont see it doing that at all. The only thing I can imagine being better than typing is a speech program like Dragons Speaking Naturally. In any event I dont see keyboards disappearing for years to come if at all. Sometimes companies listen to what customers want and sometimes they try and tell customers what they want. This time I think Apple is trying to tell what we want. That path often leads to failure.
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This was from the Onion....
 
Originally posted by: LOUISSSSS
there were serious replies because apple would do something retarded like this...
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yeah right.

:disgust:



now whats your excuse for people overlooking that it came from the onion

 
Originally posted by: cmdrdredd
Ok so according to apple we don't need an optical drive, no USB ports, no firewire, and no keyboard? what the hell? I use these things daily, and they are a 100% necessity. typing is so much easier and faster than any wheel could ever hope to be. What a piece of crap.
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dumb.

Originally posted by: Skott
I can see the wheel's use for searching for files and so forth but for replacing typing? I dont see it doing that at all. The only thing I can imagine being better than typing is a speech program like Dragons Speaking Naturally. In any event I dont see keyboards disappearing for years to come if at all. Sometimes companies listen to what customers want and sometimes they try and tell customers what they want. This time I think Apple is trying to tell what we want. That path often leads to failure.
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dumb.
 
I laughed SO hard at this. Just saw it on my Tivo last night. Geez was that funny, 'cause it's about 2mm from being true.
 
Originally posted by: cmdrdredd
Ok so according to apple we don't need an optical drive, no USB ports, no firewire, and no keyboard? what the hell? I use these things daily, and they are a 100% necessity. typing is so much easier and faster than any wheel could ever hope to be. What a piece of crap.
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FAIL
 
Some of you really know how to dick up a joke. The correct response is for an "Apple fanboi" to come in and argue the attributes of the new computer.

Sheesh.... You gotta tell the kids everything these days... :^D
 
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