Apple going on shopping spree tomorrow

[MaxFusion16]

http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2012/03/18Apple-Conference-Call.html

$100 billion dollar credit line

 

[BoomerD]

What patents are they going to buy so they can sue other companies?

 

[Anubis]

What patents are they going to buy so they can sue other companies?

 

[Schfifty Five]

Hoping for a nice pop into the 600's tomorrow.

woot!

 

[Schfifty Five]

Hoping for a nice pop into the 600's tomorrow.

woot!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Oh great, maybe they will finally do the unthinkable and patent "the phone". I'm surprised they have not tried it already tbh. They'd probably describe it as "voice based distance communication device" or something like that so they can cover all technologies.

 

[brianmanahan]

i want them to finally pay a dividend for once in their lives

 

[ultimatebob]

i want them to finally pay a dividend for once in their lives

Yeah, that's about frigging time they do!

 

[Ichinisan]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2233475

 

[jpiniero]

Seems a little suspicious that they aren't going to talk about iPad 3 sales.

 

[Hoober]

i want them to finally pay a dividend for once in their lives

Keep dreaming. Why return value to stockholders?

 

[dwell]

Seems a little suspicious that they aren't going to talk about iPad 3 sales.

The call is about cash, not sales.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Seems a little suspicious that they aren't going to talk about iPad 3 sales.

Considering FedEx in my neighborhood has dedicated iPad3 trucks going around, I don't think they had a problem.

 

[gorcorps]

We know

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2233475

 

[preslove]

Uh, there are leaks about this being about dividends.

 

[gorcorps]

Uh, there are leaks about this being about dividends.

Not that it isn't true... but if I had a quarter for every BS apple rumor, I'd have as much cash as they do.

 

[0roo0roo]

lol what? hyperbole and a half?

 

[OverVolt]

They will have to do a takeover to maintain this growth rate. Maybe they wikk buy Kodak or something?

 

[IronWing]

They should buy GM and see if all those chain emails are true.

 

[Anubis]

lol what? hyperbole and a half?

yea the image is from hyperbole and a half but the txt came from meme generator, i just made it for this thread

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

i want them to finally pay a dividend for once in their lives

Why? They've doubled their stock price in a year. If shareholders want something back, all they have to do is sell their stock.

 

[coloumb]

Perhaps attempt a takeover of Google so they can kill it off like Jobs wanted too?

 

[0roo0roo]

yea the image is from hyperbole and a half but the txt came from meme generator, i just made it for this thread

it works lol

 

[zinfamous]

they're building the spaceship, like I posted in the first thread about this.

 

[Dominato3r]

lol what? hyperbole and a half?

Bottom right of the pic