Apparently I'm married to my sister now

[Iron Woode]

A Pome for Mayne:

May bloody piles torment you.
May corns grow on your feet.
May crabs as big as turtles
Crawl up your ass and eat.
And when you're old and feeble
And become a nervous wreck,
I hope your head falls through your ass
And breaks your fucking neck.

signed, ATOT.

 

[herrjimbo]

I still can't believe he's still alive. If I were that depressed I would've offed myself.

 

[Matthiasa]

It's only official if it has been consummated...

 

[smackababy]

A Pome for Mayne:

May bloody piles torment you.
May corns grow on your feet.
May crabs as big as turtles
Crawl up your ass and eat.
And when you're old and feeble
And become a nervous wreck,
I hope your head falls through your ass
And breaks your fucking neck.

signed, ATOT.

Didn't read. Not written by bm, not good enough to be a pome.

 

[ultimatebob]

how about you all go to hell? how's that sound?

Hey, you know the rules. Whenever you bring up the topic of a sister, wife, or girlfriend on ATOT, you need to include pics. Preferably bikini shots.

Don't get mad at me because you didn't pay attention during orientation!

 

[PottedMeat]

so if we show up at your place we get free smokes, beer, money, internet - plus you leave to go to work the entire day?

 

[CraKaJaX]

so if we show up at your place we get free smokes, beer, money, your sister, and internet - plus you leave to go to work the entire day?

FTFY

 

[squirrel dog]

This place , like any job you work , is THE LAST place you want to explain your life situation . You see , 70% of the people don't care and the other 30% are glad to hear it .

 

[alien42]

how about you all go to hell? how's that sound?

if by hell, you mean your sister's warm spot, then sign me up.

 

[Sonikku]

Oh, Mayne.

 

[nakedfrog]

The continuing adventures of the selfless superhero Mayne, toiling endlessly to save his family.

 

[SlitheryDee]

This thread is sexy.

 

[Humpy]

Hey, you know the rules. Whenever you bring up the topic of a sister, wife, or girlfriend on ATOT, you need to include pics. Preferably bikini shots.

Don't get mad at me because you didn't pay attention during orientation!

He once claimed he had 300 KitKat bars but couldn't produce a simple picture. Same with pics of his sister and/or cousin (still not sure if same person) after being asked repeatedly. Not one single picture of anything ever AFAIK. It's just one of many, many reasons why Mayne sucks so bad.

 

[SagaLore]

How was the honeymoon?

 

[soulcougher73]

Mayne... Fastest person to 10k posts ever

 

[z1ggy]

So Mayne is now banging his sister?

 

[werepossum]

So Mayne is now banging his sister?

Not anymore, now they are married. Apparently.

Well that's what I read!

 

[Fritzo]

Thug life.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I need a new furnace installed, I will pay the installer in Beer, I'm only like 8 or 9 hours drive from Toronto. I'm pretty sure all the locla HVAC guys are drunk AND high when installing, so, getting a just drunk guy to do the work would be an improvement!