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conjur

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Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking
of my own funeral.... I'm a gynecologist."....

The proctologist fainted.
 

nycxandy

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Apr 11, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I don't get it. Can someone explain this joke to me in very graphic detail?

Cardiologist ... heart
Gynecologist ... down there
Proctologist ... down there
 

Zysoclaplem

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Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: nycxandy
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I don't get it. Can someone explain this joke to me in very graphic detail?

Cardiologist ... heart
Gynecologist ... down there
Proctologist ... down there

I'm gonna need an illustrated version, because I am just not getting this joke.
 

BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: nycxandy
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I don't get it. Can someone explain this joke to me in very graphic detail?

Cardiologist ... heart
Gynecologist ... down there
Proctologist ... down there

I'm gonna need an illustrated version, because I am just not getting this joke.

Gynecologist's funeral = getting shoved into a giant vagina
Proctologist's funeral = getting shoved into a giant ass
 

z0mb13

Lifer
May 19, 2002
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Originally posted by: nycxandy
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I don't get it. Can someone explain this joke to me in very graphic detail?

Cardiologist ... heart
Gynecologist ... down there
Proctologist ... down there

cardiologist -> heart doctor
gyne -> vagina doctor
procto -> ass doctor