Apocalypse soon-> Bible says Judgment Day is May 21st, 2011! (Update: Now 10/21/11)

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guyver01

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You all got it wrong. we're currently living in the time period AFTER judgement day.

Daniel 8:14 clearly says "Unto two thousand and three hundred days; then shall the sanctuary be cleansed," .. meaning that October 22, 1844 was judgement day.
 

Monster_Munch

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TheSlamma

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http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm

All the dates for the end crack me up.. I think people are just afraid of the fact that after they die life is gonna go on without them.

Think back to the time before you were born.. remember that nothingness.. that's where you go again when you die.
 

WHAMPOM

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How can God The Father know something that God The Son doesn't, even though they're supposed to be the same entity?

Heretic!! Next you will say Mohammad was not the final Prophet!!!!!
 

SphinxnihpS

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Feb 17, 2005
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No. It doesn't.


—Matthew 24:36-44:
But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.

Yeah because that's a credible source...

If you want to be a whackjob doomsayer, by all means, but if you want to refute those claims, don't use a book of fairy stories to do so, even if it's the same book of fairy stories used by the competition. You'd be equally likely to form reliable conclusions by performing phrenology on your cat. The best way to deal with the religious nutball is to attakc the very religion being used as a foundation. All bias is exposed instantly, and no cowtowing to the gullible.
 
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SphinxnihpS

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This is why Isaac Newton spent so much of his life studying and writing about the Bible.....reading his Principia is quite interesting and revealing in his study of the Bible.

I.N. also spent a significant amount of time trying to turn lead into gold, drinking mercury, and prescribing the drinking of mercury to others, along with numerous other frivoulous idiotic things. Just because he was a math genius doesn't make him very smart.

At the time the Bible was far more influential in Europe and actually dangerous to contradict, ya know, with heresy being a capital offense and all.

Way to let your own bias blind you to the total fallacy of your argument.
 

classy

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Dude, You can't just quote one line from the bible that says what you want when we all know that the bible is perfectly capable of saying the exact opposite a few chapters later...

Not on this subject. Jesus doesn't even know when he is coming back. And what is even sadder is the bible tells of things that will come to pass first. There are still several left.
 

clamum

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Feb 13, 2003
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Yikes. What a bunch of fucking freaks. Hopefully those RVs follow each other off a cliff, lulz.
 

Nemesis 1

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Shallow 7.0 hits Japan yet again . THe 9.0 was not the big one for japan all these are nothing more the pre shocks . The one last week for japan In a differant region was the alarm that should tell the suits something horrored is coming .
 

Nemesis 1

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oh noes if this is true, it means I wont be able to go to my graduation on may 22!

Dude I never said it was going to be a great quake . But anytime you get 5-6 quakes in a row a big quake normally follows up. and not neccessarily in the place were the smaller quakes are but thats is normally how it goes but not always, There is NO one big event until the 2 witness rise up from the dead. Than you get the BIG one the bible speaks of .

New medrid will be a great quake but not the BIG quake that is in the Bible
 

Jeff7

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Shallow 7.0 hits Japan yet again . THe 9.0 was not the big one for japan all these are nothing more the pre shocks . The one last week for japan In a differant region was the alarm that should tell the suits something horrored is coming .
Nemesis vs DaveM.....who will win?
 

airdata

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I saw one of these billboards very close to my house over the weekend.

Sounds like the date is set in stone. Get your Kool Aid ready.
 

Nemesis 1

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Ya well just don't hold your breath . were is 1 world government and anti christ 2 witnesses. 3 1/2 years of tribulation. All this befor may 21 . Its going to be action packed 30+ days than . This is based off of bible dates I guess guy picked what he wanted and threw child out with bath water.
 

Scotteq

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I lol at the eagerness to die these people show. If they want die so bad, why dont they drop what they're doing and go to Africa or the Middle East and preach this crap?



Well, if I may paraphrase: {Religion} is where you wish you were dead and in heaven, and your neighbors dead and in hell.... :awe:
 

JulesMaximus

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Dude I never said it was going to be a great quake . But anytime you get 5-6 quakes in a row a big quake normally follows up. and not neccessarily in the place were the smaller quakes are but thats is normally how it goes but not always, There is NO one big event until the 2 witness rise up from the dead. Than you get the BIG one the bible speaks of .

New medrid will be a great quake but not the BIG quake that is in the Bible

You're one of those end of the world loons aren't you?
 

Jeff7

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Ya well just don't hold your breath . were is 1 world government and anti christ 2 witnesses. 3 1/2 years of tribulation. All this befor may 21 . Its going to be action packed 30+ days than . This is based off of bible dates I guess guy picked what he wanted and threw child out with bath water.
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