Jeff7
Lifer
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1) Get global patents on a design for a one-armed cross.Then I'll have to cut off his head.
2) Cut off one of Jesus' arms.
3) Immense profit.
1) Get global patents on a design for a one-armed cross.Then I'll have to cut off his head.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/03/06/judgment.day.caravan/index.html?hpt=C1
Ditching jobs and families, a group that believes the end is near sets out to warn others.
They claim Judgment Day is coming on May 21 and the world will end five months later.
The Bible guarantees this, say loyal listeners of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting ministry.
Loaded up in RVs, they travel across the South and face off with drunken pirates in Florida.
drunken pirates in FL? WTF?!
LOL
Typical. Your own version of your religion.
Oh, the "test" which shows you've been tapped is if you believe in this date.
The antichrist is not a single individual and every generation since Jesus has had antichrists. It is a common misconception that this is a single future individual.
The anti Chris is a man given power to rule the world for a short period of time . This Anti -christ getts his power from the BEAST( Gobberment) and he shall rule the world.
As it was in the beginning so shall it be in the end .
Anti-christ = Nim Rod. Whos mother was white and father was black.
There is a coming event (Which is upon us) That will make religion the most destructive force on earth. Men shall fall and weep as women and children,their fear will be so great.
The next sign will not come from the heavens but from the earth followed by a heavenly event. Laugh and poke fun all you desire . For it is your hearts desire that you will recieve in a short time .
The rapture has been brought up in this thread . There is NO HOLY rapture. That does not mean that a rapture of sorts will not take place . The unholy raputre.
Proof of no rapture. The last to die shall be the first to rise . Who are the last to die? The 2 witnesses of revelations . So there is NO holy rapture.
So whats the unholy rapture? Its the Arks being constructed all over the earth. Who gets raputured at this time . Only people with power money and Smarts. Its their folly for none of these shall survive as the land shifts not an island will remain in its place . Those who flee to space will be destroyed by the watchers for it is these 200 angels that have brought this world to its present condition.
Lol all you want . But those should be tears for the world I live in has more sufferring than the Roman world ever had. Men who lead us are the lowest among us . The laws are created by evil men with evil plans. The country I live in has terrorized the world since 1950. To see evil americans only need to look in mirror.
I'm planning on throwing an awesome "End Of The World" party on May 21st... it will be epic!
I assume there will be no shortage of hookers and blow? I'll bring an alternator sized slab of bulk beef we can grill up. Thank science my vacation this year is before the apocalypse. I'd be really bummed out otherwise.
I've never understood humanity's obsession with the end of the world. Seems like a lot of wasted time and effort. There's a reason why Thomas Jefferson considered Revelations to be "merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams." Think about it. The son of your god is going to come back as a zombie, fight demons, and then save everyone who's good by killing them. That sounds like the plot of a particularly bad Ed Wood movie. Imagine telling this story to someone who was totally unaware of Christianity. They'd laugh in your face.
Instead of worrying about the end of the world, why not do some of that stuff that Jesus actually wanted people to do. You know, trivial matters like helping the poor, being charitable, and working for the betterment of mankind.

Jesus spoke English, read the King James version of the bible, drove a SUV, and had a 9 strapped to his thigh. He wasn't some long haired hippy, you Commie!
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And went to church every Sunday too.
Just as any blonde-haired, blue-eyed Republican should...
I dunno...around here, Jesus tends to be a short brown fellow with black hair and dark eyes...he mows lawns in my neighborhood. I think he was in the pool maintenance business, but people freaked out when he walked across the water.
Around here he wears a tuxedo shirt and brings the booze.
Dude your an idoit.Dude, You can't just quote one line from the bible that says what you want when we all know that the bible is perfectly capable of saying the exact opposite a few chapters later...
