Apocalypse soon-> Bible says Judgment Day is May 21st, 2011! (Update: Now 10/21/11)

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dud

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http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/03/06/judgment.day.caravan/index.html?hpt=C1

Ditching jobs and families, a group that believes the end is near sets out to warn others. :eek:
They claim Judgment Day is coming on May 21 and the world will end five months later.
The Bible guarantees this, say loyal listeners of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting ministry.
Loaded up in RVs, they travel across the South and face off with drunken pirates in Florida.


drunken pirates in FL? WTF?!




Why do you post crap like this?

Don't you gave a fricken life? If not ... go get one and stop posting shit like this. You're pissing me off!
 

Hayabusa Rider

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The guy responsible for this has a radio call in show on at 9:00 PM EST. He's on a station in my area and I usually get out at the same time it starts. It's like listening to a train wreck. Apparently he thinks that numbers have a hidden meaning in the bible that no one could have understood until now. By creatively multiplying, adding etc he came up with this date.

To listen to him God chooses who draws the "get out of hell free" card, meaning you can do everything right but still get a big FU from the Man. If that's the case why have billboards? You can't ask for forgiveness, since that was all figured out before anyone was born. Oh, the "test" which shows you've been tapped is if you believe in this date.

You can bet I'm tuning in to his show in May :D
 

Crono

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Lucky for Harold Camping isn't held to the Old Testament of prophecy verification, or he would have been executed a long time ago.

The guy makes up numbers and dates out of nowhere. He's the "Christian" version of a certain AT member.
 

Malak

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LOL

Typical. Your own version of your religion.

You are welcome to read the bible any time to confirm it. I will give you a hint, only 3 verses have the word antichrist and say what I just said. None of those verses are in Revelation either, it isn't relevant specifically to the apocalypse contrary to popular belief. I am not the one that is creating religious perspectives out of thin air, just pointing out what the bible says.
 

Nemesis 1

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The antichrist is not a single individual and every generation since Jesus has had antichrists. It is a common misconception that this is a single future individual.

The anti Chris is a man given power to rule the world for a short period of time . This Anti -christ getts his power from the BEAST( Gobberment) and he shall rule the world.

As it was in the beginning so shall it be in the end .

Anti-christ = Nim Rod. Whos mother was white and father was black.

There is a coming event (Which is upon us) That will make religion the most destructive force on earth. Men shall fall and weep as women and children,their fear will be so great.

The next sign will not come from the heavens but from the earth followed by a heavenly event. Laugh and poke fun all you desire . For it is your hearts desire that you will recieve in a short time .

The rapture has been brought up in this thread . There is NO HOLY rapture. That does not mean that a rapture of sorts will not take place . The unholy raputre.

Proof of no rapture. The last to die shall be the first to rise . Who are the last to die? The 2 witnesses of revelations . So there is NO holy rapture.

So whats the unholy rapture? Its the Arks being constructed all over the earth. Who gets raputured at this time . Only people with power money and Smarts. Its their folly for none of these shall survive as the land shifts not an island will remain in its place . Those who flee to space will be destroyed by the watchers for it is these 200 angels that have brought this world to its present condition.

Lol all you want . But those should be tears for the world I live in has more sufferring than the Roman world ever had. Men who lead us are the lowest among us . The laws are created by evil men with evil plans. The country I live in has terrorized the world since 1950. To see evil americans only need to look in mirror.
 
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HeavyD

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The anti Chris is a man given power to rule the world for a short period of time . This Anti -christ getts his power from the BEAST( Gobberment) and he shall rule the world.

As it was in the beginning so shall it be in the end .

Anti-christ = Nim Rod. Whos mother was white and father was black.

There is a coming event (Which is upon us) That will make religion the most destructive force on earth. Men shall fall and weep as women and children,their fear will be so great.

The next sign will not come from the heavens but from the earth followed by a heavenly event. Laugh and poke fun all you desire . For it is your hearts desire that you will recieve in a short time .

The rapture has been brought up in this thread . There is NO HOLY rapture. That does not mean that a rapture of sorts will not take place . The unholy raputre.

Proof of no rapture. The last to die shall be the first to rise . Who are the last to die? The 2 witnesses of revelations . So there is NO holy rapture.

So whats the unholy rapture? Its the Arks being constructed all over the earth. Who gets raputured at this time . Only people with power money and Smarts. Its their folly for none of these shall survive as the land shifts not an island will remain in its place . Those who flee to space will be destroyed by the watchers for it is these 200 angels that have brought this world to its present condition.

Lol all you want . But those should be tears for the world I live in has more sufferring than the Roman world ever had. Men who lead us are the lowest among us . The laws are created by evil men with evil plans. The country I live in has terrorized the world since 1950. To see evil americans only need to look in mirror.

After reading your posts, it's obvious who the Anti-Christ is. ;)
 

ultimatebob

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I'm planning on throwing an awesome "End Of The World" party on May 21st... it will be epic!
 
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mmntech

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I'm planning on throwing an awesome "End Of The World" party on May 21st... it will be epic!

I assume there will be no shortage of hookers and blow? I'll bring an alternator sized slab of bulk beef we can grill up. Thank science my vacation this year is before the apocalypse. I'd be really bummed out otherwise.

I've never understood humanity's obsession with the end of the world. Seems like a lot of wasted time and effort. There's a reason why Thomas Jefferson considered Revelations to be "merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams." Think about it. The son of your god is going to come back as a zombie, fight demons, and then save everyone who's good by killing them. That sounds like the plot of a particularly bad Ed Wood movie. Imagine telling this story to someone who was totally unaware of Christianity. They'd laugh in your face.

Instead of worrying about the end of the world, why not do some of that stuff that Jesus actually wanted people to do. You know, trivial matters like helping the poor, being charitable, and working for the betterment of mankind.
 

sandorski

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I assume there will be no shortage of hookers and blow? I'll bring an alternator sized slab of bulk beef we can grill up. Thank science my vacation this year is before the apocalypse. I'd be really bummed out otherwise.

I've never understood humanity's obsession with the end of the world. Seems like a lot of wasted time and effort. There's a reason why Thomas Jefferson considered Revelations to be "merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams." Think about it. The son of your god is going to come back as a zombie, fight demons, and then save everyone who's good by killing them. That sounds like the plot of a particularly bad Ed Wood movie. Imagine telling this story to someone who was totally unaware of Christianity. They'd laugh in your face.

Instead of worrying about the end of the world, why not do some of that stuff that Jesus actually wanted people to do. You know, trivial matters like helping the poor, being charitable, and working for the betterment of mankind.

Jesus spoke English, read the King James version of the bible, drove a SUV, and had a 9 strapped to his thigh. He wasn't some long haired hippy, you Commie!

:colbert:
 

BoomerD

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And went to church every Sunday too.

Just as any blonde-haired, blue-eyed Republican should...

I dunno...around here, Jesus tends to be a short brown fellow with black hair and dark eyes...he mows lawns in my neighborhood. I think he was in the pool maintenance business, but people freaked out when he walked across the water.
 

Malak

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Just as any blonde-haired, blue-eyed Republican should...

I dunno...around here, Jesus tends to be a short brown fellow with black hair and dark eyes...he mows lawns in my neighborhood. I think he was in the pool maintenance business, but people freaked out when he walked across the water.

Around here he wears a tuxedo shirt and brings the booze.
 

BoomerD

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Around here he wears a tuxedo shirt and brings the booze.

Like This?

tuxedo-t-newest.jpg


fancy-schmancy...:p
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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As leader of the church of Skyclad1uhm1 I proclaim that the end of the world will be between now and 2100. It's far more specific than any religious book, and either it's correct or I won't be there anymore anyway for anyone to complain about it.
 

CZroe

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The South? I've been seeing them EVERYWHERE in San Diego for the last couple years. They post flyers on our mailboxes, rent billboard space, Leave "5-21-2011: We CAN know!" business cards everywhere, paint large trucks with their graphics and message and park in public parking lots, etc, etc, etc.
 

JEDIYoda

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Dude, You can't just quote one line from the bible that says what you want when we all know that the bible is perfectly capable of saying the exact opposite a few chapters later...
Dude your an idoit.

Show us where the Bible says the exact opposite....