- Jan 16, 2001
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There as pleasant as pie and will bend over backwards for you...until you sign the purchase agreement/lease. :disgust:
LAST WEEK
Me: I really want to rent this apt, it's nice; but I need a few things done to it first.
Them: Like what?
Me: Well, the carpet is shot, so are the blinds and it needs to be painted.
Them: No problem! It'll take a week or so to do...can I get you some coffee and doughnuts?
THIS WEEK
Me (on phone): Hi, it's Mike, I'm moving into apt XXX today...just calling to see if it's ready?
Them: Hold on. *click* (hold music plays)
Them: Yeah.
Me: Um, yeah WHAT?
Them: It's ready. We are here until Two O'clock...are you coming?
Me: Yes, I am...I'll see you in a little while
Them: Bye. *click, dial toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.*
Me: WTF?
I swear, they are all SOOOO nice until you sign. Then they revert to their true form. They are like the Sirens of Sea from myth. They sing a sweet, sweet song to lure sailors closer to them. When the boat is too close to turn away, the horrified sailor sees that the sirens are nothing but a bunch of jagged rocks. *crash* :|
Unbelieveable. Anyway, getting ready to shave/shower and go get my keys. Pics of empty apartment to follow!
LAST WEEK
Me: I really want to rent this apt, it's nice; but I need a few things done to it first.
Them: Like what?
Me: Well, the carpet is shot, so are the blinds and it needs to be painted.
Them: No problem! It'll take a week or so to do...can I get you some coffee and doughnuts?
THIS WEEK
Me (on phone): Hi, it's Mike, I'm moving into apt XXX today...just calling to see if it's ready?
Them: Hold on. *click* (hold music plays)
Them: Yeah.
Me: Um, yeah WHAT?
Them: It's ready. We are here until Two O'clock...are you coming?
Me: Yes, I am...I'll see you in a little while
Them: Bye. *click, dial toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.*
Me: WTF?
I swear, they are all SOOOO nice until you sign. Then they revert to their true form. They are like the Sirens of Sea from myth. They sing a sweet, sweet song to lure sailors closer to them. When the boat is too close to turn away, the horrified sailor sees that the sirens are nothing but a bunch of jagged rocks. *crash* :|
Unbelieveable. Anyway, getting ready to shave/shower and go get my keys. Pics of empty apartment to follow!
