Anyway to completely block internet acces

[todpod]

I need to block access to a house, completely, there may be wireless networks in the area. The kid is pretty bright, but also a has some real issues, and he needs to be shut off. If I can't make this happen I will have to petition the court to remove and place this kid.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

no computer

 

[Wallydraigle]

Take computer away?

 

[Deeko]

huh? who are you to shut off his internet?

edit: unless its your kid of course.

 

[ironcrotch]

Take the computer away.

or uininstall tcp/ip

 

[BigB10293]

Who made you god of the internet?

 

[mordantmonkey]

was he showing your kid porn again?

 

[her209]

Kill the IP address specified as the default gateway.

 

[Cattlegod]

remove all the networking cards.

 

[Nomada]

Originally posted by: todpod
I need to block access to a house, completely, there may be wireless networks in the area. The kid is pretty bright, but also a has some real issues, and he needs to be shut off. If I can't make this happen I will have to petition the court to remove and place this kid.

Please allow your Interpreter to interpret for us mmkay

 

[GML3G0]

He still needs a computer for school to type up sh!t and stuff...

Remove ethernet and modem PCI cards.

Install linux and set up a BIOS password so he can't change boot order and boot from CD or floppy and uninstall it.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: GML3G0
He still needs a computer for school to type up sh!t and stuff...

Remove ethernet and modem PCI cards.

Install linux and set up a BIOS password so he can't boot from CD or floppy and uninstall it.

No he doesn't.

 

[Kadarin]

Little Billy been downloading the doggie pr0n again?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: GML3G0
He still needs a computer for school to type up sh!t and stuff...

Remove ethernet and modem PCI cards.

Install linux and set up a BIOS password so he can't boot from CD or floppy and uninstall it.

No he doesn't.

IBM selectra > *

EDIT: Get wifi on THAT, b!tch

 

[GML3G0]

Also, cell phone can access internet, check it. Go wardriving and scan for networks, see if there are any open. If not, good.

 

[Nitemare]

Delete Wsock32.dll?

 

[Mo0o]

Remove all network cards.

 

[Xionide]

Tell us why and the council will make it's decision whether or not we are to help you young todpodawan.

 

[cressida]

I have easy solution:
Take computer and throw away from 2nd floor.

 

[OffTopic1]

Remove the CPU.

Just kidding. Maybe it time to have a talk with the kid and take the computer away if things get worst.

 

[GML3G0]

That doesn't stop him from buying one... OP said he was a smart kid...

LINUX and BIOS password.

 

[pray4mojo]

What kid? Court? What?!

 

[Platypus]

Change the localhost in HOSTS and give him a restricted account on windows.

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo
What kid? Court? What?!

WHAT YOU SAY !!

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: GML3G0
He still needs a computer for school to type up sh!t and stuff...

Remove ethernet and modem PCI cards.

Install linux and set up a BIOS password so he can't boot from CD or floppy and uninstall it.

No he doesn't.

You're clueless... :roll:

To the OP: is it your kid, or what? If so, then you can simply get rid of the wireless card - problem solved.