Anyone's parents do anything like this?

[Modeps]

Back when I was a lad and the movie Goonies had just hit video (VHS, not DVD!) My dad wanted us to see it, so he went to the local rental hut and retrieved another movie starting with the letter G: Ghoulies. I was sorely dissapointed as the movie sucked and did not have the beloved Chunk doing his trademark truffle shuffle.

 

[Gooose]

yea, it was always porn though

 

[Encryptic]

Somehow I was hoping for an unfortunate turn of events that resulted in you being scarred for life by an inadvertent viewing of hardcore gay porn that your dad "forgot" to return.

 

[Wallydraigle]

"Yes, uh... you see, Token... that was called a pornographic film uh, ih it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse. Well, ya, you see, when a, when a man and a woman fall in love, the the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. It's called love-making, and it's part of being in love."

"And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?"

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Gooose
yea, it was always porn though

:thumbsup: to your Dad for getting you started in the right direction!!!

 

[tokamak]

my roommate returned a movie checked out from Hollywood in my name to Blockbuster a couple weeks ago. Now I owe Hollywood like 3 billion dollars. :|

 

[dullard]

My parents once checked out two movies. One was new, Striptease, and had a two day return. The other was older, some family movie and I don't recall the name with a 5 day return. My parents dropped off the Striptease box but had the family movie inside then they left on a weekend vacation. I was going to watch the other movie. When I found out, I had to go to the movie rental store and ask them to dig through all of their Striptease boxes and see if they could find the one my parents checked out. I was 16 at the time. It was a bit embarassing.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: Modeps
Back when I was a lad and the movie Goonies had just hit video (VHS, not DVD!) My dad wanted us to see it, so he went to the local rental hut and retrieved another movie starting with the letter G: Ghoulies. I was sorely dissapointed as the movie sucked and did not have the beloved Chunk doing his trademark truffle shuffle.

Did you try try to pass the movie off as the Goonies? :laugh:

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
Somehow I was hoping for an unfortunate turn of events that resulted in you being scarred for life by an inadvertent viewing of hardcore gay porn that your dad "forgot" to return.

<sloth>HEEEEY YOOOOOOOU GAAAAAAAYS!!</sloth>

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: tokamak
my roommate returned a movie checked out from Hollywood in my name to Blockbuster a couple weeks ago. Now I owe Hollywood like 3 billion dollars. :|

He owes it. You don't.
Judge Judy.

 

[Drakkon]

my parents got me some snowman movie when i was a kid....turned out to be a horror movie where a snowman comes to life and kills people with ice cycles....they thought it was funny...now every time it snows i have to go hide in the closet...

ohkay parents didnt think it was funny but i did have a couple nightmares

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: Encryptic
Somehow I was hoping for an unfortunate turn of events that resulted in you being scarred for life by an inadvertent viewing of hardcore gay porn that your dad "forgot" to return.

<sloth>HEEEEY YOOOOOOOU GAAAAAAAYS!!</sloth>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

Best. Response. Ever.

:thumbsup:

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
"Yes, uh... you see, Token... that was called a pornographic film uh, ih it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse. Well, ya, you see, when a, when a man and a woman fall in love, the the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. It's called love-making, and it's part of being in love."

"And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?"

:music: What's love got to do, got to do with it? :music: