Anyone want a friend for a week?

Scarpozzi

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I have a $400 Delta Airlines voucher that I need to use... The problem is that I don't have any cash to fund the rest of the expenses. I want to travel somewhere fun and party the whole time. Does anyone need a wingman for a week?
 

TMPadmin

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Yeah! We can have fun! I'll show you how to change diapers and my wife and I will go out for some much needed relaxation.
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Yeah! We can have fun! I'll show you how to change diapers and my wife and I will go out for some much needed relaxation.
Yeah, but if the cops found out that you left me alone to supervise a child, you'd be arrested. I'd probably try to feed it beer. :beer:
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: edro13
Are you a chick magnet?
Let's put it this way.... When I travel to a city I don't have to live in, I'm usually a lot more outgoing without being a loser. If I have a few beers and don't get sloshed too early, I can usually get numbers.....and I mean ones that work.
 

TMPadmin

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: edro13
Are you a chick magnet?
Let's put it this way.... When I travel to a city I don't have to live in, I'm usually a lot more outgoing without being a loser. If I have a few beers and don't get sloshed too early, I can usually get numbers.....and I mean ones that work.

That actually sounds more like a liability. Someone might have to pick you up off the floor after you've have one too many.
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: edro13
Are you a chick magnet?
Let's put it this way.... When I travel to a city I don't have to live in, I'm usually a lot more outgoing without being a loser. If I have a few beers and don't get sloshed too early, I can usually get numbers.....and I mean ones that work.

That actually sounds more like a liability. Someone might have to pick you up off the floor after you've have one too many.
I don't do that... I'm not the type of guy that passes out from alcohol. I usually drink either Makers Mark and Coke or dark beers. I've got a bar in my kitchen that's stocked with just about every kind of liquor you can imagine. Link I don't normally get drunk out in bars because of the chickage. Many times around here the bartenders will really load my drinks so it's more likely. In other places, I doubt it'd be a problem. I'm not a drunk. :p
 

Ryan

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Are you hot? by any chance gay too? :p If so, OMGHI2U, PM ME BITCH!!! If you don't fit the second part of my critera, it can be overlooked......
 

shilala

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Are you hot? by any chance gay too? :p If so, OMGHI2U, PM ME BITCH!!! If you don't fit the second part of my critera, it can be overlooked......
Not homosexual? Hmmm. Willing to learn?
 

OutHouse

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Are you hot? by any chance gay too? :p If so, OMGHI2U, PM ME BITCH!!! If you don't fit the second part of my critera, it can be overlooked......

HAHAHHAHAHHA funny!