Originally posted by: vi_edit
My theory on deer is this - if you are going to hit a deer, then you are going to hit a deer. There are two, maybe three type of deer.
1. The oblivious deer. These are the ones that are just standing in the middle of the road without a care in the world. Easily avoided using safe driving techniques.
2. The daredevil(AKA the "wait for me guys!" deer). These are the deer on the edge of the road that run out onto it, usually following the lead of a couple deer in front of it. Once again, usually avoidable when being a cautious and observant driver.
3. The kamikaze, or suicide deer. These are the bad ones. They come flying out of now where unexpectadly. No time to stop. No time to swerve. Just BAM! And your airbags go off. This is the one that you really can't avoid and no amount of whistle, sirens, other assorted deer repelants are going to prevent.
Originally posted by: stonecold3169
Originally posted by: vi_edit
My theory on deer is this - if you are going to hit a deer, then you are going to hit a deer. There are two, maybe three type of deer.
1. The oblivious deer. These are the ones that are just standing in the middle of the road without a care in the world. Easily avoided using safe driving techniques.
2. The daredevil(AKA the "wait for me guys!" deer). These are the deer on the edge of the road that run out onto it, usually following the lead of a couple deer in front of it. Once again, usually avoidable when being a cautious and observant driver.
3. The kamikaze, or suicide deer. These are the bad ones. They come flying out of now where unexpectadly. No time to stop. No time to swerve. Just BAM! And your airbags go off. This is the one that you really can't avoid and no amount of whistle, sirens, other assorted deer repelants are going to prevent.
The worst type of Kamikaze deer: The one that runs out so you don't hit it, but it rams into the side of your car... because there is literally nothing in the world you could have done to stop that damn thing
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
I've only seen type 4: The "that was a DEER?!" deer. Those are the ones where you see a large red spot on the road, and maybe a hoof. A hundred yards down maybe some entrails. And so on for a half mile. Generally found on interstates traveled by semis going 90+ mph.![]()
Hahaha... I love your grandma.Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
I've only seen type 4: The "that was a DEER?!" deer. Those are the ones where you see a large red spot on the road, and maybe a hoof. A hundred yards down maybe some entrails. And so on for a half mile. Generally found on interstates traveled by semis going 90+ mph.![]()
we saw one of those. at first my grandmother thought a person had been run over. then we passed and saw it was a deer and she went on about the deer overpopulation in ohio and that they need hunters but the permits don't allow and then something about democrats being crooks.
Originally posted by: ElFenix
a guy i know has some on his truck. still hits deer.