Anyone See The Chapelle's Show Preview?

[ThaPerculator]

Looks hilarious...

Talkin' bout the Samuel L. Jackson Malt Liquor thing...

"mmm...mmmm.... 8itch!!!"

Yep, I already set up the PVR to record every damn episode

 

[mchammer187]

hell yes

I wish chapelle's show was 1 hr and every day

but i guess it is so funny since he writes almost of the material and it would be difficult to come up with an hour a day of new material

 

[Syringer]

He was out here in LA on Thursday..

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Syringer
He was out here in LA on Thursday..

did you go?

i love the show, the "pee on you" video was hilarious

 

[mchammer187]

Dave Chappelle - I Wanna Pee on You

Yeah, It's the R
40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin'...

See i roll around sittin' on dubs,
cat 'n now I was high on shrubs.
Coolin' in my escalade...
Man, I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes,
show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it.

Hatas wanna hate,
Lovas wanna love,
I don't even want
None of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do,
I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you.

Set your body,
your body,
as a porto-potty
and a pee I'd kick.
like it most erotic.

I'ma pee on you..
drip drip drip
pee on you,
all on you.
iss on you, iss on you.

You would never feel quite the same
when you get a whiff of my Hershey's? stains
I wanna poop on you, too.
I want to pee on yo food.

Only thing that make my life complete,
is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you

Hatas wanna hate,
Lovas wanna love,
I don't even want
none of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do
I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.

Won't you braid my hair?
So, won't you braid my hair?
Before you start,
I'm gonna fart.
I'm 'onna fart on you.

 

[anxi80]

bump for season premiere tonight at 10:30PM on comedy central. last season was probably one of the funniest things ive seen on tv, so i have high hopes and expectations for this season. dave shouldnt dissapoint.

perc, since you are recording every episode...host ?

 

[DanJ]

"Dave, why aren't you cancelled?"
"Well, the answer's quite simple, they ran out of episodes of Reno 911; so I'm back bitch!"


Chapelle's Show is great.

 

[Quixfire]

No, is he a comdian?

 

[Danman]

It's gonna be on tonight......I can't wait until it's on.

 

[anxi80]

hope he brings back the tyrone character a lot.

Friend #1: Where is he?
Friend #2: Oh, he'll be here. In 3, 2, 1...
Tyrone Biggums: [Races inside room] Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

 

[Ynog]

Originally posted by: anxi80
hope he brings back the tyrone character a lot.

Friend #1: Where is he?
Friend #2: Oh, he'll be here. In 3, 2, 1...
Tyrone Biggums: [Races inside room] Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

You know what dog foods taste like, do you? It tastes just like it smell...DELICIOUS!!!

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Ynog
You know what dog foods taste like, do you? It tastes just like it smell...DELICIOUS!!!

Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you asleep in it!
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

"I'll have a Samuel Jackson"
"Good motherf*cking choice, mother f*cker!"

 

[RU482]

" I'm reeaaach, biaaatch"

 

[captains]

awesome i cant wait

 

[mindmaniac]

did anyone see him on Conan last night? It was frickin hilarious.

 

[DanJ]

Originally posted by: mindmaniac
did anyone see him on Conan last night? It was frickin hilarious.

I didn't but thanks for the heads up for the 7pm comedy central re-run!

 

[TheAudit]

"Oh snap, when did you get out of lockdown?" - Blackzilla

 

[brigden]

My favourite skit was the Playa Hater's Ball.

"You oughta take that cane and beat the man that made that coat."
"What can I say about that suit, Buck Nasty, that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan."

 

[TheToOTaLL]

I think the funniest was the one about reparations.

"Kiss the rings b!tch!"

 

[TheAudit]

Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
I think the funniest was the one about reparations.

"Kiss the rings b!tch!"

I liked the long lines in front of the check cashing place!


I also loved the skit where he was the President with the alien and his spaceship.
"You got the ship warmed up?"
"Beep boop."

 

[anxi80]

"MMMMMMM HMMMMMM BIT*H! GOOD MOTHAF***IN CHOICE! SAMUEL JACKSONS, NAMED AFTER ME...SAMUEL L. JACKSON...IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!"


just a reminder. season 2, episode 2 tonight @ 10:30PM on Comedy Central.

**episode synopsis warning (in case people want to be surprised)**

Episode #202
Dave imagines a black watermelon-smashing Gallagher and Paul Mooney guest stars as "Negrodamus"; musical guest DMX.

edit: forgot to close italic tag. also, imo, this is the funniest show currently on tv.

 

[SethK28]

damn missed both shows, anyone capture it?

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Great episode tonight; bout laughed my ass off

 

[Jittles]

Wow, I nearly died during the "Niggar Family" skit.