Anyone read my resume, make it more better?

[presidentender]

Title says it all.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Hmm, no resume link has you off to a great start

 

[ksheets]

more better?

 

[presidentender]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Hmm, no resume link has you off to a great start

I'll PM people who offer to read it.

Originally posted by: ksheets
more better?

Fine, fine. Most best.

 

[drebo]

its teh most bestest in all teh worlds!

 

[imported_Dhaval00]

how long is it?

I don't mind going over it... who knows, maybe I'll even learn something from it.

 

[heymrdj]

Yeah I'll give it a read.

 

[zebano]

If it says "more better" you're not getting hired.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Hopefully the grammar in the resume is better than in the OP.

What is your background?

 

[Markbnj]

Someone needs to write an online resume reviewer based on the Eliza engine circa 1985 or so...

"How do you feel about your resume?"

 

[presidentender]

Originally posted by: Markbnj
Someone needs to write an online resume reviewer based on the Eliza engine circa 1985 or so...

"How do you feel about your resume?"

Then we can write an online resume writer and let them talk to each other. See how the loops are.

Originally posted by: Dhaval00
how long is it?

I don't mind going over it... who knows, maybe I'll even learn something from it.

One page.

I'll PM folk later. Thanks in advance, guys.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: presidentender

Originally posted by: Markbnj
Someone needs to write an online resume reviewer based on the Eliza engine circa 1985 or so...

"How do you feel about your resume?"

Then we can write an online resume writer and let them talk to each other. See how the loops are.

Punch in the keywords from an advertised position and let the tool create the perfect resume based on your original data

 

[presidentender]

Originally posted by: Common Courtesy

Originally posted by: presidentender

Originally posted by: Markbnj
Someone needs to write an online resume reviewer based on the Eliza engine circa 1985 or so...

"How do you feel about your resume?"

Then we can write an online resume writer and let them talk to each other. See how the loops are.

Punch in the keywords from an advertised position and let the tool create the perfect resume based on your original data

How do you feel about how do you feel about how do you feel about how do you feel about 7 years J2EE experience in both server and client applications?

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: presidentender

Originally posted by: Common Courtesy

Originally posted by: presidentender

Originally posted by: Markbnj
Someone needs to write an online resume reviewer based on the Eliza engine circa 1985 or so...

"How do you feel about your resume?"

Then we can write an online resume writer and let them talk to each other. See how the loops are.

Punch in the keywords from an advertised position and let the tool create the perfect resume based on your original data

How do you feel about how do you feel about how do you feel about how do you feel about 7 years J2EE experience in both server and client applications?

Not a fan of Java!

 

[presidentender]

Originally posted by: Common Courtesy

Not a fan of Java!

How long have you been not a fan of Java?

 

[Markbnj]

Would you like to talk more about fan of Java?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Hmm, no resume link has you off to a great start

Could be worse.

Date: Monday, April 7, 2009
Subject: Re: Job Application (deadline: April 3 09)
attachments: none
body:

Hi,

i'm greatly interested in this position. Please find attached my resume and cover letter.

Bye

 

[Markbnj]

Haha.

Beats: I CAN HAZ JOB PLZ?

But not by much.

 

[chronodekar]

I want to be helpful to the OP, but the way this thread is going, I can't tell if anyone(including the OP) is serious or not.

That alone means you need to update your general writing/communication skills. Not just your resume.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: presidentender

Originally posted by: Common Courtesy

Not a fan of Java!

How long have you been not a fan of Java?

'03

Tried to support an Air Traffic Control System application being built in Java to replace ADA.
Vendor made it look nice, but there were massive underlying problems in useability and speed.

Java on its own is a decent language but it did not live up to the same hype/promises similar to what Unix was back in the '80s

 

[presidentender]

Originally posted by: Common Courtesy

Originally posted by: presidentender

Originally posted by: Common Courtesy

Not a fan of Java!

How long have you been not a fan of Java?

'03

Tried to support an Air Traffic Control System application being built in Java to replace ADA.
Vendor made it look nice, but there were massive underlying problems in useability and speed.

Java on its own is a decent language but it did not live up to the same hype/promises similar to what Unix was back in the '80s

Java (the JVM, not just the language) has improved by leaps and bounds, even since '03. You might give it another shot. I use .NET for work because it's what we use, but my personal projects tend to be Java (or php, not that that's relevant to the discussion). Then again, I might just not know any better