Anyone put a service dog vest on a non service dog/cat?

[FleshLight]

Saw this on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00T9S8DMG?psc=1

My dog is almost 14 years old and I really want him to watch Star Wars Episode 7 in IMAX, go to a (human) strip club, and go to Disneyland before he passes. Anyone ever do this for their dog?

 

[SithSolo1]

Uhh... I guess it could work if you pretend to be training it.

 

[angminas]

Troll thread?

Yes, an old dog really wants to be trapped in a room with a bunch of strangers he can't greet and food he can't eat while being assaulted with bright lights and loud sounds.