Anyone know how to exercise the muscles on their face?

[jinduy]

i want to make my face look buff

 

[Goosemaster]

AHAHAHAHAHHA


Seriously though get aids.....it works. Seriously

 

[Zanix]

buff face /= buff body

 

[Nitemare]

Chewing on live electrical cords

 

[theNEOone]

you need a big, square jaw. just chew on shiet. i've had an oral fixation for years - i chew on pens, keys, cell phones, etc. and i've got a strong muscular jaw.


=|

 

[Aimster]

you can always do what women do...
Chew gum?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Chewing on live electrical cords

LOFL...:beer:

 

[dsfunk]

colonel angus

 

[FleshLight]

Get the longest and widest object you can find and stick it in and out of your mouth repeatedly. Do 3 sets of 12 every day. Increase the size by 1/8" every 1.5 weeks.

 

[jinduy]

Originally posted by: Zanix
buff face /= buff body

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Get the longest and widest object you can find and stick it in and out of your mouth repeatedly. Do 3 sets of 12 every day. Increase the size by 1/8" every 1.5 weeks.

I'll be over with the "longest and widest object" in a few minutes baby:lips:

 

[Trogdor91]

1. Drop 45lb plate on your face.
2. ...
3. PROFIT!!!1

 

[Frodolives]

I actually know the answer to this question *sigh*

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: theNEOone
i've had an oral fixation for years...and i've got a strong muscular jaw.

Dr. Nebs. Paging Dr. Nebs.