Anyone know how Rush Limbaugh and similar types are spinning this historic loss?

[Harvey]

Here's the definative answer, sung by Rush, himself. Transcribed from an outrageous song satire of Rush Limbaugh created by WNNX-FM (Atlanta, GA) and amazingly "sung" by Rush Limbaugh, using sound clips of his own voice from his radio broadcasts!

I'm A Nazi

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman... Rush Limbaugh!

(Marching music starts)

They say that I'm sleaze
An elitist, if you please
Everybody disagrees with my rap (with his rap)
I'm horrendous, I'm appalling
My ratings now are falling
'Cause I'm so full of bull, so full of crap (full of crap)

With condescending cries,
Making money selling lies,
You might say everybody hates my guts (hates his guts)
I'm offensive, I'm a bigot
I'm a fraud - Can you dig it?
I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, I really am,
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fat conservative butthead
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

I have a sub-human figure, a huge rear end
My brain? That's another story (it's quite another story)
I have a face the size of a wash tub
And my ass is as big as Missouri - Yes!
(This bastard is sick, he's a fat, pompous prick,
And his ass is as big as Missouri) Yessiree, Bob!

Manipulating statements, exaggerate the truth,
I can't believe the hate my show inspires (the hate his show inspires)
It's not just because I'm stupid (oh no)
It's not just because I'm dumb (uh huh)
It's just because Republicans are liars (those dirty, filthy liars)

I am heartless, I am vain, insensitive, insane
They say that I'm a national disgrace (disgrace)
I am nasty (yes!), insulting (no!), basically revolting (uh huh)
I'm a concentrated pile of human waste (he's human waste)

I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
That's right, you're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a sick Republican sleaze ball
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a sick Republican sleaze ball) Ho!
(With the face of a horse's ass)

They say that this is not about my vanity
They doubt my sanity
They think I'm nuts (so nuts)
I am a cyst on the ass of humanity (eww!)
New Republican slogan:
"Read My Putz" (read his putz)

From the bowels of Adolf Hitler
Comes the voice of Rush Limbaugh, heh heh

In closing, let me say: that each and every day
I'm an evil, rotten, egotistical snob (evil, rotten)
I'm the cop of the cop of Joe McCarthy-like gestapo
The right wing, foam-at-the-mouth, jackbooted slob

The Democratic-trashing years of liberal bashing
With the equivalent compassion of a grommet (of a grommet)
With the I.Q. of a pig; I'm a fat, obnoxious pig
And the truth of the matter is... I'm vomit (he's vomit)

'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) I really am
'Cause I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
(Sieg heil!) You're being scammed
I'm a nazi (he's a nazi)
I don't care about the middle class
'Cause I'm a fear mongering scum bag
With the face of a horse's ass
(He's a fat conservative butthead) Hey!
(Sick Republican sleaze ball) Ha ha!
(Fear mongering scum bag) Ho!
(Egotistical ass wipe) Yes!
(Mean-spirited, hog wallowing, fat, conservative putz)
(With the face... of a horse's ass)

Mega-dildos, Rush!

Animated flash version (audio not as good).

:music: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :music:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Painman
We got Tester in MT - Flaming social libertarian (wants Patriot Act repealed), populist, progressive. Purely grassroots candidate.

Historically, so many on both sides have talked a great game, then gone to Washington and either been drowned out in the sheer cacaphonic mass that is our federal legislative leviathan or punked out and gotten patiently in line for their slice of pork, reducing their horizon to constituent services, i.e., squirting the warm white milk of the federal teat in their direction, plus some key advocacy and facilitation in personal cases.

Originally posted by: Painman

Casey -- [...] Santorum was so unpopular [...] PA could have been more aggressive in their Dem candidate choice.

Yeah, but Dude, have a heart. So many of us here who were pro-choice were so embarassed and traumatized by the last twelve years of that gibbering, enthusiastically dangerous fundie pinhead that we were more grateful than not that the Dems nominated a sure bet from a know and trusted Pennsylvania political family.

We were that eager to get the stench of Santorum off of us.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: 1EZduzit
I know a lot of Republicans who are happy that Bush got his wake up call.

I think it's just the hard core righties that are in denial. Anyone disagree with me on this? Pabster, any comment?

There has been no sign of him which is amazing when before the election he was talking such smack.

 

[smashp]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: SViscusi

Originally posted by: Jaskalas

Originally posted by: Infohawk
I'm curious how Limbaugh and his dittoheads are doing.

I've heard some smart Republicans recognizing how the corrupt, borrow-and-spend, big budget chickenhawks took over the party and how the party has to go back to small government and traditional values.

But how are the talking heads spinning this one?

Historic loss? You've obviously never seen what happens to a President during the mid-terms. Think 1994 and Clinton, if you can go back that far.

It was a historic loss. Not only did democrats win greater than 25 house seats and 6 senate seats, republicans couldn't even manage to win one new seat in either chamber which has never happened. The party that that lost a ton of seats still always managed to win a few back, not this year.

Add in the fact that the house is heavily gerrymandered meaning less total seats were in play and that the democrats had to defend more seats in the senate than the republicans make what happened a complete long shot. That's what makes it historic.

It was NOT historic.......sheese....a loss yes---historic nope

Actually yes it is. never in the history of the US has one party NOT Lost a seat in the election.

In the congress, senate, and state governors races......Name one incumbnent democrat that Lost.....


Il be waiting Jedi Master


Oh that never happened before ever.

 

[astrosfan90]

Originally posted by: Thump553

I'm expecting a whole new wave of hysterical anti-Hillary chest thumping from Rush, O'Reilly, et al. in the near future.

Can you really blame them? I vote Democrat 95% of the time, and I'm petrified about the idea of Hillary running for president.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: astrosfan90
I vote Democrat 95% of the time, and I'm petrified about the idea of Hillary running for president.

Why? Would you care to elaborate?

 

[MisterDucky]

Originally posted by: Infohawk
I'm curious how Limbaugh and his dittoheads are doing...how are the talking heads spinning this one?

A better question, in my opinion, is should we actually care? "Talking heads" of both persuasions are pretty far from being legitimate political discourse.