Anyone know how I can talk to the pope? Or at least get his email?

[sandmanwake]

Yeah, I've got some questions and was wondering if anyone knows of a way I can send the pope an email or something. No I'm not going to harass him or anything, I'd just like to have a theological and philosophical talk with the dude. That and I'd like to see if he'll let me ride in the pope-mobile.

 

[Siddhartha]

Prayer
Make a large donation
Be famous and visit Rome

 

[Miramonti]

Or you can become prez of the US. Since you're posting here tho I think you're overqualified for that.

 

[StageLeft]

No I'm not going to harass him or anything, I'd just like to have a theological and philosophical talk with the dude. That and I'd like to see if he'll let me ride in the pope-mobile.

If you're not kidding go see a psychiatrist.

 

[DaiShan]

I don't think that guy would be able to carry on a conversation with you I don't understand why popes don't step down when they can no longer function.

 

[Spamela]

maybe look at his web site here.

 

[cmdavid]

he said he doesnt wanna talk to you...

 

[GasX]

send an email to: president@nambla.org

 

[sandmanwake]

Skoorb, I am perfectly serious and I don't think I need a shrink. Tell me you haven't fantasized about speeding down the freeway in the pope-mobile with the pope as your driver. Imagine the look on the cop's face when he pulls you over and and he see's you in the pope-mobile and who your driver is. Besides, maybe the pope will let me read some of the stuff they have in their library. Plus, maybe I can get trained in the "official Catholic way of exorcising demons." I think I have a nack for that sort of thing. The other day, I laid my hands on my girlfriend's stomach and said "I exorcise you" and not long after she started her period. If that isn't a sign I don't know what is.

Thanks, Spamela, I'll look through that site when I get out of work.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
send an email to: president@nambla.org

Bad Mwilding! Bad!

Oh, I think your chances of this are about as likely as me being asked to a sit down dinner with Dubbya at the White House.

 

[murphy55d]

dapope@gullible.com

 

[dakata24]

like this would happen in a million years.. but if it does, dont call him "dude"..

 

[sandmanwake]

Humm, why can't I call him dude? My gf is always getting on me for calling God "dude" also. I don't think it's being sacroligious. I bet both the pope and God would appreciate being treated like normal people every once in a while. If I was them, I wouldn't mind kicking back with a tall glass of root beer every once in a while and just watching some cartoons with people who treats me normally.

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
send an email to: president@nambla.org

And you know this email address how?

 

[Nitemare]

bigkahuna@vatican.org

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
Humm, why can't I call him dude? My gf is always getting on me for calling God "dude" also. I don't think it's being sacroligious. I bet both the pope and God would appreciate being treated like normal people every once in a while. If I was them, I wouldn't mind kicking back with a tall glass of root beer every once in a while and just watching some cartoons with people who treats me normally.

You got issues man..real issues.