Anyone know a good way to get uninvited guests to leave?

[rudeguy]

We are having a small family get-together tonight. Apparently my 12 year old cousin invited a group of losers and they won't take the hint to leave.

There is one that is really bad in particular. He keeps on slamming mouthwash and talking about his millionaire friends. Meanwhile he's driving some rusted out rice bucket. If he had all these rich friends, why wouldn't they help him fix his exhaust?

Anyone know a good but subtle way to get rid of these hosers?

 

[guyver01]

tell them to leave?

grow some balls and man up.

and i'd find out how your 12 year old cousin knows someone of driving age?

 

[guyver01]

oh.
never mind.

lol.

10/10

would read again.

 

[GoSharks]

Username fail .

But seriously tell them it is family-only night or something to that effect.

 

[zokudu]

When in doubt whip it out

 

[rcpratt]

:biggrin:

 

[BoomerD]

Use your "outdoor voice" and mention that you just saw the Jamaican "Ice Cream vendor" drive by...with a cloud of smoke, and a hearty Hi-oh Reefer!!

The loser will run out to catch the truck for a quick buzz...

 

[guyver01]

a parody thread is good... when most posters don't realize its a parody.

 

[Slacker]

Naked calisthenics should do the trick.

 

[olds]

Invite alkeymst over.

 

[Exterous]

Invite alkeymst over.

God no - then he would have to leave too. No one wants alkeymst over

(Well done on the parroty thread)

 

[RavenSEAL]

I'm glad i bookmarked this picture for further reference.

 

[jhu]

a parody thread is good... when most posters don't realize its a parody.

It works even better if you don't tell everyone!

 

[Ichinisan]

Ask the uninvited guests if they have any tips on how to get uninvited guests to leave. They might have some good advice.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm not sure it's possible, the mods have been trying for years.

 

[thepd7]

a parody about a certain someone who loves 4lokos?

 

[Cheesetogo]

Is it a bad sign that I knew exactly which username to search for to find the original thread?

 

[DaveSimmons]

"Rock salt"

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

When in doubt whip it out

this

 

[rudeguy]

Is it a bad sign that I knew exactly which username to search for to find the original thread?

 

[CallMeJoe]

Polka!!!

 

[manimal]

Pull out a bag of laxative and some straws and throw them on the table and say "DUDES HAVE AT IT!!"



20 mins later tell them the toilet is broken....

 

[xanis]

1) Take off all of your clothes.
2) Sit butt-naked at dinner table (preferably spread eagle). Pretend everything is normal.
3) ???
4) Watch "guests" leave. Profit.

 

[MovingTarget]

Everyone should have a "get the fuck out of my apartment" playlist on their music systems. It is the MAD theory of staying in the apartment.