Anyone here take steroids? What's your experience?

Techie333

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Just entered college and all my life, I've been a fairly small 5'4" guy. I mean, I not like a midget, but then I not big boned or built either. I have been doing a workout routine w/ whey protein for the past 6 months and I have seen some results, but they are just not what I am expecting. I need something that will get me bigger.....I also naturally don't really eat that much so when ppl say "eat more" and use w/ whey protein, it won't work out. I am thinking about trying out some steroids off the net or a GNC store or something. I mean sure it'll get you mad sometimes but I think it might be worth the results.........most atheletes have taken them one time or another to get where they are at..........what are your experiences w/ steroids?
 

yobarman

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First off, you're not going to get big if you don't eat, whether you're on steroids or not. Diet is very important in getting big. Also you shouldnt use sterioids until you've reached your physical limitations. You're not training hard enough and you're not dieting right. You don't know what you're doing, and steroids arent going to fix it.
 
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You're an idiot.
No, really. Don't become a juice-pig.

So your results aren't what you were expecting. What were you expecting - instant "Mr. Universe?"

- M4H
 

Monel Funkawitz

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RAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

~Runs around smashing stuff and flashing his shrivled testicles & nipple hair~
 

Techie333

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Ok, did some research and found out they are illegal.........and some other stuff.............maybe I should train harder...

EDIT: BUT if i take em like once every three days or something.....
 

yobarman

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Mind you I'm pro steriods, but they're only for certain people for certain times. They definately help, but ONLY IF you know what you're doing.
 
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Originally posted by: Techie333
Ok, did some research and found out they are illegal.........and some other stuff.............maybe I should train harder...

Some "other stuff" like what will happen to your "other stuff", and what other "other stuff" will start to grow on top?

- M4H
 

yobarman

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Originally posted by: Techie333
Ok, did some research and found out they are illegal.........and some other stuff.............maybe I should train harder...

EDIT: BUT if i take em like once every three days or something.....

Grr that's not how it works. You can't just pop a pill when you feel like it. They run in cycles, and if you mess up you're going to do more harm than good.
 
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Originally posted by: yobarman
Originally posted by: Techie333
Ok, did some research and found out they are illegal.........and some other stuff.............maybe I should train harder...

EDIT: BUT if i take em like once every three days or something.....

Grr that's not how it works. You can't just pop a pill when you feel like it. They run in cycles, and if you mess up you're going to do more harm than good.

Exactly. Techie, you have no idea WTF you're doing and should stay the hell away from steroids. Go check out the weight-training link in yobarman's sig instead. It's perfectly legal.

- M4H
 
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I've been taking steroids for over 2 years now. I went from 5'10", 145lbs to 36'7" tall, and I now weigh 3621lbs. A common unfortunate side effect is that I've turned green, and everytime I flex my shirt rips off. (But my pants miracously stay put)
 

scorp00

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You can get pro-hormones at GNC or the internet. They are basically weak and legal sterroids. I would strongly suggest that you don't because you don't know what your doing especially with that once every 3 days comment. Most are taken multiple times a day to space out the dosage.

You should be able to put on approximately a pound a week of muscle if you eat and train right. I put on way more muscle eating and training right than i did on pro-hormones. They should be used to put on those last few pounds that you can't get naturally, not to help you to build muscle.

If your not doing it right now, adding steroids won't help much at all.
 

vi edit

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Men grow boobs. Their nuts shrink. And they get moody and tempermental. And they do it to look better. Do you really want to turn into a woman that bad?
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Men grow boobs. Their nuts shrink. And they get moody and tempermental. And they do it to look better. Do you really want to turn into a woman that bad?

That is why they make ancillaries.
 

crab

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Yeah........Right after I broke my neck to keep swelling down...I don't suggest it. ;)
 

jpeyton

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I say go for it. Man bewbs are actually quite attractive.
 

yobarman

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Originally posted by: jpeyton
I say go for it. Man bewbs are actually quite attractive.

Gah, so many uneducated people on the topic of steroids. Don't post if you dont know what you're talking about
 

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lmfao at this thread :D

i especially liked the "now i weigh 3421 pounds..." part and the "runs around with shriveled testicles and hairy chest" part.