I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my bawlroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest bawls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big bawls
I've got big bawls
And they're such big bawls
Dirty big bawls
And he's got big bawls
And she's got big bawls
But we've got the biggest bawls of them all
And my bawls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great bawls of fire
CHORUS
Some bawls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the bawls that I like best
My bawls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big bawls
Should be held every night
CHORUS
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...