Anyone here know Klingon?

glen

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Does anyone here know Klingon?
PM me if you are embarrassed but can translate something for me thanks.
Anyone know Greek?
 

n0cmonkey

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I know someone that looks predatorish (predator with the mask on).

I think my mom is learning Greek, but I don't know anything about it.
 

Chompman

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Ahhh, the true meaning of being a geek.

Asking for Klingon classes on a computer web site. :D
 

acemcmac

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definitley a resume line item "speaks and takes Klingon dictation"

lol... all of those people who speak spanish so regular people can't understand would be really owned if you could have a klingon convo over their heads :beer:
 

Cattlegod

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
definitley a resume line item "speaks and takes Klingon dictation"

lol... all of those people who speak spanish so regular people can't understand would be really owned if you could have a klingon convo over their heads :beer:

hah
 

Wahsapa

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does anybody remember that guy who taught his kids klingon and ONLY kligon, and the state took the kids and nobody could talk to them?
 
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Originally posted by: Wahsapa
does anybody remember that guy who taught his kids klingon and ONLY kligon, and the state took the kids and nobody could talk to them?

Really? Sounds hilarious.
 

Wahsapa

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Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
does anybody remember that guy who taught his kids klingon and ONLY kligon, and the state took the kids and nobody could talk to them?

Really? Sounds hilarious.

it was something along the lines of a father getting custody of the kids or the mother walking out or something but anyway this guy had two kids and he was rasing them and didnt let them go to school and he was teaching them klingon and since they never were the wiser that was the only language they knew. then when the state busted him for his kids not going to school none of the child service people could understand the kids... it sounds funny as hell but i feel bad for the kids :(
 

Techie333

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Originally posted by: Wahsapa
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
does anybody remember that guy who taught his kids klingon and ONLY kligon, and the state took the kids and nobody could talk to them?

Really? Sounds hilarious.

it was something along the lines of a father getting custody of the kids or the mother walking out or something but anyway this guy had two kids and he was rasing them and didnt let them go to school and he was teaching them klingon and since they never were the wiser that was the only language they knew. then when the state busted him for his kids not going to school none of the child service people could understand the kids... it sounds funny as hell but i feel bad for the kids :(
hahahaha....whoa! no way!

 

nageov3t

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no.

as soon as you lose your virginity, all knowledge of Star Trek is immediately erased from your brain ;)
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: Jero
sorry, I'm not a trekkie, in fact, I could pretty much say i'm 100% anti-trekkie.

have you ever seen the Trekkie documentary, though? my roommate in college forced me to watch it. it ranks up there with Best in Show :)
 

So

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Originally posted by: Techie333
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
does anybody remember that guy who taught his kids klingon and ONLY kligon, and the state took the kids and nobody could talk to them?

Really? Sounds hilarious.

it was something along the lines of a father getting custody of the kids or the mother walking out or something but anyway this guy had two kids and he was rasing them and didnt let them go to school and he was teaching them klingon and since they never were the wiser that was the only language they knew. then when the state busted him for his kids not going to school none of the child service people could understand the kids... it sounds funny as hell but i feel bad for the kids :(
hahahaha....whoa! no way!


Oh...man...we need a link...
 

Hyperblaze

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Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jero
sorry, I'm not a trekkie, in fact, I could pretty much say i'm 100% anti-trekkie.

have you ever seen the Trekkie documentary, though? my roommate in college forced me to watch it. it ranks up there with Best in Show :)

Umm...no..sorry.....

I was forced to watch "Enterprise" with a group of friends a few weeks ago...

The only way I was able to survive was by pretending the show was something completely different then star trek.

There is just something about star trek which completely annoys me
 

Analog

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Yes, I read the book and used to listen to the tape on my drive to work in the mornings.

Khe-Cha!
 

Babbles

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If anybody can answer yes to this question, they need to do the following:

1) Destroy their TV
2) Destroy any Star Trek related material
3) Restrict their use of the computer
4) Get a life

-- or --

If that doesn't work, beat your head in with a brick until all said knowledge is lost.

PS the Trekies pretty funny, but in that looking at how pathetic people are kind of funny.
 

Analog

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Originally posted by: Babbles
If anybody can answer yes to this question, they need to do the following:

1) Destroy their TV
2) Destroy any Star Trek related material
3) Restrict their use of the computer
4) Get a life

-- or --

If that doesn't work, beat your head in with a brick until all said knowledge is lost.

PS the Trekies pretty funny, but in that looking at how pathetic people are kind of funny.

I actually contemplated going to a summer camp in Wisconsin for group Klingon speech teaching.
 

Falloutboy

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Techie333
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
does anybody remember that guy who taught his kids klingon and ONLY kligon, and the state took the kids and nobody could talk to them?

Really? Sounds hilarious.

it was something along the lines of a father getting custody of the kids or the mother walking out or something but anyway this guy had two kids and he was rasing them and didnt let them go to school and he was teaching them klingon and since they never were the wiser that was the only language they knew. then when the state busted him for his kids not going to school none of the child service people could understand the kids... it sounds funny as hell but i feel bad for the kids :(
hahahaha....whoa! no way!


Oh...man...we need a link...

sounds like something you would see a documentary done on the discovery channel...oh man would I like to see a video of them talking LOL